paper welding

When young men reach a certain age they desire physical and sexual arousal. Specific magazines have been produced specially for this purpose. From time to time when an unsuspecting parent or friend of the young man attempts to open the magazine, they may discover the pages have been adheared to one another by a sticky, and white substance. Thus, they have been paper welded.

Damn dude, have you read the new Sports Illustrated ?
Hell yeah, I was paper welding the hell out of the Ryan Reynolds page

by G3169 May 29, 2017

Toilet Paper

When you want to toilet paper Laura's neighbor's house but Kirk suggests you use her sheets instead.

If we use Laura's sheets to toilet paper their house they can use a blacklight and DNA testing to find her.

by Kirk Loveday December 7, 2019

wrinkled papers

In the theme of 'white papers' & 'non papers', wrinkled papers are documents containing falsehoods.

That article smells of wrinkled papers.

by crayon holder June 16, 2011

eat her wipe paper

when a chick is even hotter than one who's bath water you'd drink.

Guy 1: That chick is so hot I'd drink her bath water.
Guy 2: Dude, I'd eat her wipe paper.

by lostaccident007 October 12, 2016

Toilet Paper

I haven't heard of that in months

"Bro wheres the toilet paper"
"Idk man I haven't heard of that in such a long time, you can get some sandpaper though"

by Tsyoogi April 7, 2020

silver paper

Another name for Aluminium Foil

Steve, suck my balls, but I'll wrap them in silver paper first

by Shaunisasexoffender July 23, 2021

paper shoe

A Funky Asian who likes saying wut ?

hey paper shoe ... no response paper shoe .... wut ?

by Mada Mada June 27, 2017