Ham

Home and masturbate

Dustin: Dude I went ham on my dick.

Alex: Dude why you had to beat it up that much?!
Dustin: No like ham as in I went home and masturbated!
Alex: ...you’re gay.

by ColJack June 14, 2019

HAM

Ham: adjective
Definition: hold up Abbie’s mating?

Example: “did you hear about the Christian/Abbie arc? Yeah, HAM”

by Kaiser of Mars June 8, 2018

Cutting Ham

Taking a massive dump and leaving the smell on your hands.

“Ew, what’s that smell?”

“Oh, I was just Cutting Ham in there”

by janlevinsonnogould January 17, 2021

Hot Ham

An exceptional gluteus maximus.

Man that personal trainer has some hot hams.

by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018

Ham

flippin out on someone, actinh crazy

Im bout to go ham on you for talkin to my girl

by STUD21 September 6, 2009

West Ham Way

The West Ham Way is a fucking myth. We lose every week, had crap like Sam Allardyce and David Moyes in charge, get a premier league winning manager and are still a shit club, spend hundreds of millions of pounds and can only just beat southampton 1-0 and get knocked out of the cup by a league one team every season... oxford, wimbledon etc... then get beat by romanian farmers every time we compete in the europa league

We want a manager that plays the West Ham Way

by ProffFartuart December 16, 2019

Ham

HAM = stands for hollie and sam , but it’s not to be

Sam is Leagues below

Very below of Ham

by Heheheheh haha October 16, 2023