banana hammer

Someone who is very sick, and very fatigued because of it.

Comes from seeing a banana frozen in liquid nitrogen, and then used to hammer a nail into a board. "I feel like that!"

Peter felt like a banana hammer, and had to leave work early.

by NotBlankName March 31, 2010

war hammer

Somthing Ashlinn wants to get when shes older

jesus I need to get one of thoughs

by ............ March 25, 2003

Alabama meat hammer

its a common phrase used in workplaces by Indiana document annalist's

man 1-man x i cant believe how big that Alabama meat hammer was
man 2- yeah it was huge
man 3- whats a Alabama meat hammer?
man 2 and man 1- your emo

by rorsarch January 13, 2010

Hammer Ass

the masculine alternative to "bitching out" someone.

"Because Shane is being such a dick, Broccoli Boy will hammer ass."

by Johnsoy May 28, 2008

Irish War Hammer

An irish war hammer is a worded used to describe an Irish mans tool that he brings to battle.

Woman:"so honey what tool did you bring tonight?"
Man:" Well,in that case i guess Ill whip out the ol' Irish War Hammer and slap you with it!"

by The Irish Hammer December 9, 2008

Hammerhead

Derek Williams: the man; the myth, the legend.

Hammerhead dances to techno.

by Andy Vo September 17, 2003

Hammer

Hottie with a body. Probably a big football doucher. One of the best looking people you will ever meet. Always has 2 ladies around him because he smells fantastic.

Look at Hammer over there with 8 ladies talking to him.

by Doojie2 March 3, 2010