Deadass a whole goober

To be a a goofball

Vladimir Putin is deadass a whole goober

by WigglyGhandi 12: May 26, 2022

Master Glizzy Globber

Someone who is really good at head

Penople gave me the best head ever at evan's party she is a master glizzy globber.

by Oscar Ruffer September 30, 2022

Fuck Sauce Gobbler

Any person who indiscriminately enjoys the excretions from coitus.

Jezebel: I just couldn’t help myself last night at the sex club, everyone left their mark on me!

Josh: You’re such a fuck sauce gobbler!

by NemoNihil December 13, 2022

green goblin goober

Willem Dafoe’s large penis

Willem Defoe has a Green Goblin Goober. It’s a big penis.

by Green Goblin Goober March 21, 2023

Cream Ridge Chiquita gobbler

When a dog mercilessly licks mashed banana from between your nasty toes

Ya bruh I lost a game of cards… had to endure a Cream Ridge Chiquita gobbler. I cried

by mrs-bulldops July 8, 2023

Silly little goober

Adorable little cherub that everyone needs in their life as a source of serotonin (aka Cabby from III)

A: “Do you watch III?”

B: “Yess!! Cabby is such a silly little goober :3”

by glxtch_luvs_cabby February 11, 2024

Silly little goober

1. Adorable little cherub everyone needs as a source of serotonin in life

2. Cabby from inanimate insanity

1.

A: “This is a picture of my baby”
B: “Awww!! He’s such a silly little goober!”

2.

A: “Do you watch inanimate insanity?”
B: “Of course I do! Cabby is just a silly little goober!”

by glxtch_luvs_cabby February 11, 2024