fuck towel

Towel put down to catch sex juices and sweat, so as not to mess up the clean bed sheets, the back seat of the car etc.
I just changed the sheets. Better use the fuck towel this time.
by fluffy June 17, 2006
mugGet the fuck towelmug.

fuck ass

An annoying, dickish, and idiotic person. Someone who embodies the qualities of a fuck ass.
B.J. is such a fuck ass. He needs to be curb stomped.
by yourmotherisahamster March 15, 2010
mugGet the fuck assmug.

Fuck trump

It means during school on November 1 you day fuck trump
Hey I have an announcement which is fuck trump
by Fuck you trump you suck big October 31, 2019
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fucking cocksucker

Triple-insult used when someone wants something and time is of the esscence.
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
mugGet the fucking cocksuckermug.

the ditch'n fuck

exactly what it sounds like, the act of ditching an activity (school, hanging with friends, an important meeting, etc) to have sexual intercourse.
Look at that cute asian couple walking away from school, they don't smoke pot so they are obviously about to pull the ditch'n fuck
by the bluntsman August 19, 2010
mugGet the the ditch'n fuckmug.

fukity fuck

fuckity fuck (Noun): a sex life involving more than inanimate objects
Anyone caught cheating on this test will get no fukity fuck for the rest of the semester.
by Pinkie_Flamingo October 1, 2012
mugGet the fukity fuckmug.

stalker fucking

When someone has sexual relations of any sort with a person that they don't want a relationship with even though they know that he/she will be a stalker and won't leave them alone for years. They will call your cell phone over and over even after you tell them that it is the wrong number. Sends you text messages on every holiday, and peeks in your bedroom window every night.
Barry did some stalker fucking about 2 yrs ago. Nicole still ain't left him alone. All she wants Barry to do is put it in her butt once a week or so. Barry said, I would love to do that for you , however, that would mean that I am being unfaithful to my true love Wanda......., But here's the SHOCKER, Baby!!!
by crackinjokes August 15, 2009
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