Usually held at pubs/clubs/any licensed venue, team bonding sessions serve little purpose, but apparently involve a sports team "bonding" over a few drinks. However a "few drinks" always turns into an all out piss up. Basically an excuse to get absolutely smashed.
by thisismyfile8 March 28, 2011
Get the team bonding sessionmug. Proper Noun: Derived from the greatest endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. Also, the ONLY endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. Consequently, this also makes them the worst endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. In the annals of history, This team made a name for themselves by being perpetually inferior to legitimate teams such as Team Grayskull, thereby becoming the laughing stock of their community.
The term "Team Warrior Poet" can be used to describe an instance in which one group of individuals is clearly inferior to all of their counterparts, even to the point of absurdity.
See also: Jobber; Jobbers; Jabronis.
The term "Team Warrior Poet" can be used to describe an instance in which one group of individuals is clearly inferior to all of their counterparts, even to the point of absurdity.
See also: Jobber; Jobbers; Jabronis.
Person 1: "Did you see the way our football team clobbered the other squad 42-0?"
Person 2: "Yeah, man. Those other guys were like our Team Warrior Poet."
_________
Coach: "Man, these guys are beating us so bad we look like Team Warrior Poet out there..."
Person 2: "Yeah, man. Those other guys were like our Team Warrior Poet."
_________
Coach: "Man, these guys are beating us so bad we look like Team Warrior Poet out there..."
by SYNM January 18, 2011
Get the Team Warrior Poetmug. Two chicken patties on a bun with a slice of pizza in the middle as a divider. Named in reference to the pizza being Italian (see Jersey Shore) and being double teamed by the chicken patties (see McGangbang).
Friend 1: Yo dawg, what do you think it would be like if we both fucked Snooki?
Friend 2: Dude, I have the cibarious equivalent to intercourse wit dat Italian beeyotch. It's called the jersey double team. It's good as fuck.
Friend 1: Shit bro, let's eat this bitch up.
Friend 2: Dude, I have the cibarious equivalent to intercourse wit dat Italian beeyotch. It's called the jersey double team. It's good as fuck.
Friend 1: Shit bro, let's eat this bitch up.
by Sandwiches before bitches May 6, 2011
Get the jersey double teammug. When in a team for something in and you know your going to lose... use the team name 'team awesome wins'
by MissAwesomeWins July 22, 2009
Get the Team Awesome Winsmug. 
This is a phrase for team that is garbage and the opposite of the all star team. The inventor is named Landon Wright he thought up this innovative invention. The league of sports will pick out the worst players and have a tournament and whoever wins gets a trophy because they are the best losers and whoever loses gets a trophy because they are the worst losers.
Minkus " Bro I'm so good at baseball I'm gonna make all stars"
You "Dude you suck you'll play on the non-star team"
You "Dude you suck you'll play on the non-star team"
by Sully the god June 16, 2017
Get the Non-Star Teammug. by GIntalex November 25, 2004
Get the SDR Racing Teammug.