This phrase is used by guys to pick out attractive girls. If a guy says to you "You're on my team" it means he finds you physically attractive. A variation of this would be "She's on YOUR team" which means that a guy finds you so unattractive he puts you on his friends team.
by SpoonBalancer September 18, 2007
oakton dance team - our skools amazing dance team, who go to nationals every year. first definition is written by a mother fucking retard who is one of the rejects who sit in the hallway near olsons room playing their gay ass guitars and wear fishnets and dont know that theyre ugly. Go to hell dawg ure a homo.
gay people sit in the corner of the hallway with their sex crazed minds, make out with ugly girls wearing horrible black clothes and fishnets. Guys are wearing they gay eye liner and hav nasty hair.
by Oakton Student. May 06, 2005
Usually held at pubs/clubs/any licensed venue, team bonding sessions serve little purpose, but apparently involve a sports team "bonding" over a few drinks. However a "few drinks" always turns into an all out piss up. Basically an excuse to get absolutely smashed.
by thisismyfile8 March 12, 2011
Proper Noun: Derived from the greatest endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. Also, the ONLY endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. Consequently, this also makes them the worst endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. In the annals of history, This team made a name for themselves by being perpetually inferior to legitimate teams such as Team Grayskull, thereby becoming the laughing stock of their community.
The term "Team Warrior Poet" can be used to describe an instance in which one group of individuals is clearly inferior to all of their counterparts, even to the point of absurdity.
See also: Jobber; Jobbers; Jabronis.
The term "Team Warrior Poet" can be used to describe an instance in which one group of individuals is clearly inferior to all of their counterparts, even to the point of absurdity.
See also: Jobber; Jobbers; Jabronis.
Person 1: "Did you see the way our football team clobbered the other squad 42-0?"
Person 2: "Yeah, man. Those other guys were like our Team Warrior Poet."
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Coach: "Man, these guys are beating us so bad we look like Team Warrior Poet out there..."
Person 2: "Yeah, man. Those other guys were like our Team Warrior Poet."
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Coach: "Man, these guys are beating us so bad we look like Team Warrior Poet out there..."
by SYNM January 17, 2011
A group of "gifted" individuals located in a small town high school. They are the envy and joke of the school. Their dreams consist of Being jacked and tanned, hooking up with LGs and driving around in their VTec's aka (ricers). Although th...ey are socially inept, they have the ability to party their way through life. If they don't kill each other from the effects of UV rays they will possibly succeed in life. Although they don't understand the concept of having a life outside of partying and gym, they can do their laundry so they have fresh wife beaters for hanging out and clean tees for T-Shirt time...
Chizzled guy- I wanna be part of the dream team
Hot girl- I didn't know you liked men!
Chizzled guy- I just want to be jacked and take pictures of my self in Wife beets!
Hot girl- Yup..... your gay.
Hot girl- I didn't know you liked men!
Chizzled guy- I just want to be jacked and take pictures of my self in Wife beets!
Hot girl- Yup..... your gay.
by TKADT December 03, 2010
A girl, usually known as the school whore, that’s “friends” (actually tries to bang) with the whole team. She thinks she’s cool and tries way too hard to fit in with all the athletes, but only has a friendship (that won’t last) with one other wannabe whore. Probably the fakest and sluttiest girl you know and will have a high possibility of being fat.
Patrick: Maddie got pregnant with a benchwarmer.
Matt: Maybe the dad is a starter, you’ll never know with a Team Mom.
Matt: Maybe the dad is a starter, you’ll never know with a Team Mom.
by Player5678 November 25, 2018
by Dubiks May 01, 2019