Ethan Crafton

Ethan Crafton is a bad baseball player. His entire personality usually revolves around his best friend. He tells his family they are just friends…but we know the truth…other than that he is great…sometimes…

Ethan Crafton is a hairy narwhal.

by Ethan Crafton hater May 24, 2023

Ethan

Often mistaken for Ferb or a Skyscraper. Has spent 17 years and will spend the definite future in Woverty. Lives in Wykin so most definitely the highest calibre of Incest. Father neglects and leaves at a young age from embarrassment of creating such a ‘thing’. Mother and sister are grim Nitty Prostitutes however do it for Bourbons rather than an actual currency.

Person 1: I had to run from my family.
Person 2: How come that must’ve been extremely hard to do.
Person 1: Honestly it was the easiest thing I’ve ever done because my newborn son was an Ethan
Person 2: Easy decision then I couldn’t imagine my son being Incest, Broke and let alone have a nitty Whore mother and sister.

by Big sumpy February 2, 2020

ethan

ethan is a cheating, small dick, selfish, little hoe.

“ethan is such a cheating bitch”
“all he cares about is his hair”

by catholic drug dealer April 22, 2020

Ethan

He is mid.

Ethan is mid.

by Chino kid November 22, 2021

Ethan

Cannot touch his own back

Hi my name is Ethan I cant touch my own back

by Shaniqua1256 October 11, 2020

Ethan

Ethan hates Teslas above all things if he got a hold of a Tesla he would immediately destroy it by driving it into Elon musk house

Ethan hates Teslas

by 123usmelllikewe July 2, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is shy, sweet, caring, cute and loving. He really cares about your happiness, and if you're not happy then he's not happy. If you are the girlfriend of an Ethan, never let go of him; for he is one of the best things that could happen to you

girl: Guess what!
girl 2: what!?
girl: Ethan's my boyfriend!!
girl 2: Omg you're so lucky, never let him go!!

by gia the swaggiest 🙄✨ May 15, 2021