punch-drunk love

(can be silly, humorous, sarcastic or offensive, depending on the context and/or the situation):

an actual intimate encounter (or thinking about having an intimate encounter with a given person) after just one date

the question is whether or not a situation of punch-drunk love can lead to a nsa/fwb or an fbltr

by Sexydimma November 01, 2013

United Way Drunk

To get intoxicated at a legitimate charity work fundraiser on a work night and then call in "sick" the following day due to a hangover.

"Morgan won't be in today she got United Way Drunk last night."

by TorroZ May 05, 2010

Dave Wide Drunk

The inability to determine the difference between people who understand and people who do not understand the pressure applied to one's liver in comparison to the need to demonstrate the ability to remain vertical while supporting a wizards staff constructed of aluminum shame.

That dude is Dave Wide drunk...2 more beers and he'll be trying to remember back when he was Tamara Wide drunk...

by Reverend Snowback August 01, 2011

dirty drunk

A dirty drunk is a woman who hasn't showered in a few months for the pleasure of smelling her BO while drinking heavy liquor; especially when having sexual intercourse. Never deal with a dirty drunk, they are normally high priced sluts and have many STDs that you do not want to deal with in the future. Also the like to do rim jobs (aka eating out the asshole, or just licking and sucking the asshole for sexual pleasure.)

Stacy gave me an amazing rim job last night, but she a stanky ratchet so that makes her a dirty drunk.

by forever_his143 December 23, 2013

Dracula Drunk

Being Extremely drunk. Stemming from the fact that dracula used to get soo drunk he would start biting peoples necks and drinking there blood.

Did you see Timmy T bomber last night? He was dracula drunk.

by Jerry O'daniel November 29, 2010

skanky drunk

when someone consumes the right amount of the right alcohol to become skanky drunk.

"chicks drinking their frutopia and vodka, getttin all skanky drunk"

"man we'll just go out, get all skanky drunk, itll be good"

by no hang November 07, 2009

drunk skyping

Similar to drunk dialing, only instead of calling somebody on the phone when you're hammered, you call them on skype

Joe got totally wasted last night and started drunk skyping all his friends, it was so annoying!

by budgiejen May 04, 2010