crotch socket

Disgusting, Greasy, unwanted person

Dave: I slept with your sister last night

Liz: that’s why you are a dirty crotch socket

by Crotch socket liz September 9, 2020

crotch mullet

Business in the front (penis / vagina)

Party at the back (anus)

When your backside is hairier than your penis / vagina

1: Mate, I went down on this chick and she had a full on crotch mullet!

2: Dude. she could have at least shaved her ass! that's rank!

by lollerfishy June 22, 2011

Crotch dinner

The act of putting your penis into two piece of bread and adding ketchup

This bitch was hungry i gave her a crotch dinner

by Bouillabaisse February 4, 2018

crotch waffles

herpes; or kids who camp in call of duty 4

I hate crotch waffles on the xbox.

by lupert2869 April 13, 2009

Crotch lace

Underwear that is so old and holey. It has formed a natural lace.

Crotch lace. It starts out as normal underwear and rota into lace.

by Dr.KenBarlow June 6, 2022

crotch burp

1) When a woman expels air from her nether regions, otherwise known as a queef.

2) When someone belches while performing oral sex.

Me and my girl smashed so hard last night that she laid a wicked crotch burp when she got off me.

by Hsilak July 8, 2018

crotch pebbles

The crusty "crumbs" in the groin area on either a male or a female.

I was wiping myself off and dusted off some crotch pebbles.

by crotchpebble January 9, 2011