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curry crotch

That professor was a real curry crotch.
by 3pumpdump December 24, 2016
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barbie crotch

When a woman's shaven pussy is built in such a way that looking at her straight-on from the front and standing, you don't see any hint of lips, slit, or clit at all, making it look like she just has no genitals, just a completely blank crotch, like a living Barbie doll. Common on curvier/chubbier women.
I'm surprised that Barbie crotch is not a more popular porn fetish.
by q359 July 24, 2023
mugGet the barbie crotchmug.

crotch shock

when he or she grabs your penis/vagina with cold hands.
oh my god she just gave me a crotch shock

alesia shrunk my penis with her crotch shocks hands.
by shelllzzzz June 11, 2018
mugGet the crotch shockmug.

crotch goblin

A word referring to children or babies.

A word used by incels, usually on reddit.

They hate children because they can't have them or are generally a terrible person.
From Childfree subreddit: "Those breeders take it very personally when you call their semen demons or crotch goblins anything besides a perfect angel from heaven."
by Дecca September 27, 2023
mugGet the crotch goblinmug.

Saddle Crotch

The extremely splayed and bruised vagina of a cowgirl that also has faint hint of equine.
Man, I met this hot cowgirl at McClintock's Saloon the other night, but when we got back to her place she had some serious saddle crotch!
by Rudi Peni August 19, 2013
mugGet the Saddle Crotchmug.

crotch chocolate

the result of eating a flake in the car
damn i have got crotch chocolate
by gabrielxxx August 14, 2010
mugGet the crotch chocolatemug.

Snuggle on my crotch

by B4NG June 8, 2018
mugGet the Snuggle on my crotchmug.

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