Crack Plaque

The male equivalent of a tramp stamp.

Sweet crack plaque, dude. The tribal butterfly design really represents you.

by coppywrites May 1, 2016

Crack English

The term you use when a nigga can barely speak english, yah maann fuk deee bithess tonight.
Aka mumble rappers.

Dude this guy is speaking like a badly beaten nigger.
You mean Crack English?

by ARacistMotherFubber January 5, 2019

crack napkin

adj. A person that far exceeds being a normal asshole.

John is not just an asshole, he is a Crack Napkin

by acglow February 10, 2014

Crack mac

Crack mac: a laptop utilised as a tray for the snorting of cocaine.
Aka: lean machine, soft top, qwerty quarters, kilo keys

"Doin' lines off the crack mac."

by bluejayswin April 4, 2019

Crack a stiffy

Crack a stiffy

The process where ones penis changes state from being flaccid to being erect.

Commonly used in Australia

Also know as crack a fat

Scene: At the local swimming carnival, Peter has just one the 100m freestyle event. Elated, he leaps from the pool in his DTs (dick togs) but clearly he has an erection.

Mary:- OMG whats going on with the front of Peters togs?
Sarah:- Der Mary, ever heard the term crack a stiffy!

by REDDORDOP April 20, 2017

Crack-dust

The dusted remanent of someone's arse crack on the toilet seat. I say someone, because you can never find the disgusting fucker who did it, seriously how can you not wipe your arse properly? I now have to levitate over the toilet so as to not sit on your crack-stain if no toilet is available.

"Fuck dude avoid the second cubicle on the left, someone has crack-dusted the back of the toilet seat."

by Stu88 August 31, 2017

Cracking Out

Cracking or Cracking Out is a term used to say someone is a crackhead or that they are on some crackhead shit.

“Why you Cracking so much?”
“Yo, I was Cracking Out hella!”

by ChrispyChip January 23, 2020