crack napkin

adj. A person that far exceeds being a normal asshole.

John is not just an asshole, he is a Crack Napkin

by acglow February 10, 2014

kamakaze crack

Crack that won't let you smoke it. It jumps into your lighter to kill itself first and ruin your lighter at the same time so you can't smoke anything else.

The damn kamakaze crack jumped into my lighter again. It would rather smoke itself than me smoke it.

by Robyn Whatley February 13, 2008

Crack mac

Crack mac: a laptop utilised as a tray for the snorting of cocaine.
Aka: lean machine, soft top, qwerty quarters, kilo keys

"Doin' lines off the crack mac."

by bluejayswin April 4, 2019

Crack-dust

The dusted remanent of someone's arse crack on the toilet seat. I say someone, because you can never find the disgusting fucker who did it, seriously how can you not wipe your arse properly? I now have to levitate over the toilet so as to not sit on your crack-stain if no toilet is available.

"Fuck dude avoid the second cubicle on the left, someone has crack-dusted the back of the toilet seat."

by Stu88 August 31, 2017

Cracking Out

Cracking or Cracking Out is a term used to say someone is a crackhead or that they are on some crackhead shit.

“Why you Cracking so much?”
“Yo, I was Cracking Out hella!”

by ChrispyChip January 23, 2020

Crack Plaque

The male equivalent of a tramp stamp.

Sweet crack plaque, dude. The tribal butterfly design really represents you.

by coppywrites May 1, 2016

Nut cracking

the pair of circular objects between the legs being slammed, jagged, slaughtered, bruised and mistreated by a crazy somewhat ratchet female

"That hoe nut cracking the shit out his....dayuuum"

by Kayla young February 5, 2014