STEAM CLAMMED

To get hit; car accident, pushed, punched, pile driver, etc.

My friend and I almost got steam clammed by a red-light runner.

by Altemose Prime January 16, 2024

Clam Poaching

To open up and wipe your bum by finger power at a sink. Helpful half an hour after a shit when the brownies have crusted. Water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. It's also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.

1) Sam wiped his crusting ass for half a roll, but he decided he'd go Clam Poaching afterwards.

2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.

3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.

4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?

by Okahoa June 02, 2011

Clam Down Pork Chop

Calm the fuck down. But Nicer🤗

Hey Reggie, I just watched you trip while you were running like a dumbass. Clam down pork chop.

by IkeTon August 10, 2024

Clam Down Pork Chop

Calm the fuck down. But nicer🤗

Hey bro, I just watched you trip while you were running like a dumbass. Clam down pork chop.

by IkeTon August 10, 2024

clam

gun, firearm of any sort

y'all should start usin this

when i gotta go to a papi store, i gotta keep the clam tucked at all times unless sum happens

by batiomey July 07, 2022

clam

Clonazepam, an anti-anxiety prescription drug. When referred to as clam it is usually to denote recreational use, as it makes you feel very calm and relaxed, but diminishes your cognitive and manual habilities.

Last night I took 20 mg of clam and it felt so good...

by theexamplewasmeyesterday October 28, 2018

clam

A person who never talks while you are out doing things with them and your friends

"Dan is such a clam he never will talk"

by syrecc May 06, 2008