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Big Chris

A Big Chris is a man who suffers with micro penile disorder, this is where the males genitals are unnaturally miniature. Also could be referred to someone who deals prime hydration.
*Calls Big Chris* "hello, you need some prime hydration? I will send it to Africa and back and then send it to you even though we are both in the uk" says Big chris whilst using a magnifine glass on his repopulation device.
by Subscribe to ACF Gamers March 29, 2023
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Chris AND Hani

Look at those Chris and Hani's fucking eachother in the ass like a bunch of gays
by tickleme_anthrax May 4, 2017
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Chris Montell

The top high school football quarterback in the midwestern United States. Every freshman girl loves him almost as much as he loves them. He did not say the N-word, that was a girl’s last name. he is a misunderstood king and he throws ragers during the football season. He is going D1 for University of Kentucky and will also be playing at numerous schools throughout the country simply because talent like this has never been seen before.
Chris Montell is a lovely man.
by playboicarti’s ass eater November 22, 2021
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Chris Wagner

When client is told workers are approaching burn out, they do absolutely nothing and lose them anyway. Nature is to squeeze every last drop of resources to their advantage and cut cost as much as possible.
by CLOLO December 10, 2019
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Chris Bunch

1 (n) A totally hench author, who mainly wrote fantasy.

2 (adj) A book that contains numerous battles and sex scenes and surrounds a central character who is always getting injured but never dies.
1. '"Gee, this book, by Chris Bunch is very enjoyable"'

2. '"I sure wish this book were a bit more Chris Bunch"'
by I Shot Jr August 11, 2008
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Chris Windom

A NASCAR driver that had his first and most likely last start at Bristol motor speedway dirt in 2021. He was hyped up but kinda sucked.
Chris Windom ate 3 blocks of butter and 18 eggs in 3 minutes
by The guy who likes pickles April 10, 2021
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Chris Hug

A Chris Hug is when a male gives you a long, slow, awkward hug while he strokes your back, ever so slightly humming into your ear with apparent pleasure. May be confused with molestation.
"Oh my god Sammi, he gave me a Chris Hug and I felt like I was being seriously molested."

OR

"If he held that Chris Hug one more second, I was gonna knock him the fuck out!"
by HedgesLikesToFap December 7, 2015
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