bunt cake

A person who is being lame, or failing at life.
"Have you heard about Jaq"

"Yes, he is a bunt cake"
by MmmellowYellow January 12, 2010
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bikers cake

bikers cake ....woman uses cake iceing to make a bikini
and lets her favorite lover lick it off and eat the cake
under the iceing...great dish for a him and her tailgate party in the woods :)
bikers cake uses girl wears it to beach and has sex with the guy that is first to discover it is not a cloth suit
by driveshaft October 03, 2006
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Cake Pop

The act of inserting a single testicle into someone's anus. A popular trend in the mid 2010s, the act was given this name due to the appearance and sound of removing a testicle from an anus. Additionally, "cake" is often a term used to refer to one's buttock.

Note: a "double cake pop" (aka" cake pops") is inserting 2 or greater testicles into an anus.
Mike: Yo Jerry what you do last night?
Jerry: I cake popped this chick.
Mike: Damn your balls must be smelly.
by 5GuyS July 01, 2016
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Ball Cake

The stains left on the sheets after sex.
Look at the Ball Cake Marley has left on his sheets.
by shakey leopard man April 11, 2007
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shit cakes

by keenan April 08, 2004
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Patty Cake

A common pet name or nick name for boys named Patrick. Usually it starts out as Pat, then evolves into Patty, and then finally ends up being Patty Cakes. Usually only sisters, mothers or girlfriends would ever dare to use such a nicname for the Patrick in their lives.
Patty Cakes, you are amazing. (girlfriend)

Yesterydat, me and Patty Cakes went out to the mall, then for supper! (girlfriend)

Patty Cakes, can you help me do my homework? (sister)

Look at my Patty Cake, isn't he a handsome little boy? (mother)
by Danarae January 06, 2006
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Muff Cake

Noun
1. Looks like a muffin. Tastes like a cupcake.
2. Extremely hairy vagina.
3. A hairy muffin top. Usually found on males.

"Is that a muffin or a cupcake? I can't tell."

"Dude she had a major muff cake going on down there!"

"Did you see Andy's hairy belly fat hanging over his pants? what a Muff Cake!!"
by EuroCitySunrise February 23, 2009
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