nasty crotch

A Crotch that has been smothered in shit for sexual gratification

"How was last night?"
"I gave her a nasty crotch"

by Gibblerjsshhahsh November 3, 2015

Combat Crotch

When a male overdoses on ehancement pills and their extremely large erection fights back. The enlarged johnson will then continue to wreak havoc on any other sexual partners involved. Combat Crotch can also effect the possesor by: bruising, major diarrhea, and sudden death.

"Dude my Viagra gave me Combat Crotch last night and it completely destroyed that bitch! Luckily I only shit my pants."

by Huge Wiener January 18, 2012

Crotching

An indiscriminate sexual act varying from holding hands to full intercourse.

Simon: "what happened with you and Tina last night"
Jared: "gave her a good crotching didn't I"
Simon: "niceeeeee"

by Simoncrotchedtina June 10, 2018

Crotch dinner

The act of putting your penis into two piece of bread and adding ketchup

This bitch was hungry i gave her a crotch dinner

by Bouillabaisse February 4, 2018

crotch hockey

sex, it literally means sex

person 1: hey girl do you want to play some crotch hockey
person 2: what the fuck are you talking about

person 1: i mean sex
person 2: for sure

by phennotven January 17, 2023

crotch thunderbird

A reverse teabag in which the teabag-ee jumps into the teabag and slaps the taint

While on my date, I tried to teabag her and she gave me a crotch thunderbird.

by GooseGrim September 4, 2022

Crotching

Abbreviation of crotch watching; the act of watching peoples crotches

Eg. Hey suzie lets go crotching.

Hey man I did some really good crotching the other day down by the level, fancy some crotching tonight yeah?

by Dannygogo February 2, 2016