Why isn't the left winning!?

Smug, stupid, self-righteous, preachy, dogmatic, authoritarian, obnoxious, petty, incoherent, zealous, dumb, bad... All of the things that are wrong with the religions minus the promise of magic powers and immortality.

Shit-lib "DERRRRR! DERRRRRRRRRR! WHY ISN'T THE LEFT WINNING!? WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT ME TO HAVE AN INCREASING AMOUNT OF CONTROL OF THEIR MINDS? DeRrRrRrRrRrR! SHIT-LIB DERRRRRRR!"

by Hym Iam April 24, 2024

left-wing

Socialist dictatorship, communist dictatorship, black supremacy dictatorship, feminist/femist dictatorship, machist dictatorship, gynocentrist dictatorship, homosexist/gayzist/lesbianist dictatorship, transsexual dictatorship, umbandist dictatorship, dictatorship of the neutral pronoun, promiscuous dictatorship, nudist dictatorship, globalist dictatorship, state dictatorship , dictatorship of the lockdown, dictatorship of the proletariat, bolivarian dictatorship, progressive dictatorship, interventionist dictatorship, dictatorship of libertinism, marxist dictatorship, dictatorship of taxes, atheist dictatorship, dictatorship of gender ideology, syndicalist dictatorship, dictatorship of poor supremacy, dictatorship of disarmament, drug dictatorship, abortionist dictatorship, criminal rehabilitation dictatorship, misandry dictatorship, heterophobic dictatorship, satanic dictatorship, woke dictatorship, non-police/non-military criminal supremacy dictatorship and dictatorship of estatization.

I hate left-wing.

by Ficfanficfan May 11, 2023

Left

When your friend says “right” on some agreeable shit that’s true, during a moment where a story, conversation, gossip is being shared among both participating party.

But this... time your bro/friend/sis are straight spewing FACTS. Like bottom line cut and dry truth. Like all the tea has been spilled. It’s time to check out! Goodnight! I’m ded. Gotta Blast! Therefore you say “left” cause your just so shook of the truth, you had to have left the room.

Guy 1: “hey did you see the big fight at school? He was knocked out! Like he was really on the ground forreal!”

Guy 2: DUDE! No way! He passed out? Left.

by ChunLeelookinass December 7, 2018

By right & By left

Typically used in Singlish to differentiate between the "right & proper"/official/etc (by right) way of doing something and the "quick & easy"/unofficial/corner-cutting/etc (by left) way of doing something.

Alice: Hey! Rubbish collector supposed to collect recyclables separate from non-recyclables, what?

Bob: By right, that’s the case but by left they oso just dump them in the same bin.
Alice: What by right & by left?! They should do their job properly!
Bob: Liddat, lor; angry so much for what?

by AzureArmageddon February 13, 2023

Left on goodnight

When you say goodnight to end a conversation and you don’t get a goodnight response back. A disrespectful act.

Denny: Yo bro I can’t believe her she didn’t say goodnight back to me she just left it.

Sam: Oh no you got left on goodnight. Getting left on read it hurtful, but getting left on goodnight is just fine plain old disrespectful.

by iamanthonydean January 7, 2020

<.7.9.76.>Insert your Own Left Hand<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.76.>Insert your Own Left Hand<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.76.>Insert your Own Left Hand<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

Faraday's left hand rule

A cool gang hand sign Dr Dara O' Hogan taught his physics class in oaks park high school, used to refer to the good old days when Dr O' Hogan used to teach physics (he was a good guy but he couldn't teach to save his life (nobody learnt anything))

Ay yo waagwan famz, #ripdrohogansjobatoaks *does Faraday's left hand rule*

by KaboobaLEES October 1, 2017