A present progressive verb describing the actions of a crack team of virgin paladins armed with scripture and Wi-Fi passwords, “Lust Busters” is a student-run purity SWAT team (at conservative colleges)—dedicated to zapping sinful thoughts with the zeal of someone who’s never been on a second date. Fueled by Mountain Dew and Old Testament rage, they patrol the campus with the moral urgency of a Magic: The Gathering tournament ref, confronting anything that even looks like it might make someone feel warm in their bathing suit area.
Their natural enemy? Human skin.
Their preferred weapon? Aggressive Instagram posts and awkward public signage like “Your Eyeballs Are Not Worth Hell.”
Think Ghostbusters, but instead of trapping ghosts, they’re trying to exorcise the concept of cleavage—and instead of proton packs, they have oversized Study Bibles and the social charisma of a Windows 95 update.
If you’ve ever fantasized about a romantic relationship, watched a shampoo commercial too intently, or owned a Dragon Ball Z body pillow—beware. The Lust Busters are coming for you, and they’ve got blocked browser history and zero chill.
Their natural enemy? Human skin.
Their preferred weapon? Aggressive Instagram posts and awkward public signage like “Your Eyeballs Are Not Worth Hell.”
Think Ghostbusters, but instead of trapping ghosts, they’re trying to exorcise the concept of cleavage—and instead of proton packs, they have oversized Study Bibles and the social charisma of a Windows 95 update.
If you’ve ever fantasized about a romantic relationship, watched a shampoo commercial too intently, or owned a Dragon Ball Z body pillow—beware. The Lust Busters are coming for you, and they’ve got blocked browser history and zero chill.
by XamulP May 27, 2025
Get the Lust bustingmug. when you go 2-6 with ESP on and just going negative or performing bad with cheats on is busting a stylzz
by ilyPrince August 8, 2025
Get the Busting a Stylzzmug. When you become the school shooter and emo hybrid. You make multiple threats and even bring gay shit like nooses to school. You end up getting yourself arrested and expelled for being stupid.
by Jsiajdhsksn May 13, 2018
Get the busting an emmanualmug. 1)
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about John getting arrested?
Person 2: Yeah, he got busted like a sponge!
2)
Person 1: What did you think of that test, dawg?
Person 2: Aw, man, it was busted like a sponge, you know what I'm saying?
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about John getting arrested?
Person 2: Yeah, he got busted like a sponge!
2)
Person 1: What did you think of that test, dawg?
Person 2: Aw, man, it was busted like a sponge, you know what I'm saying?
by TheFlameX March 25, 2010
Get the Busted Like A Spongemug. by ajkohen1008 September 28, 2021
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Get the Bust Metropolismug. by BADUPPE January 3, 2021
Get the Bustingmug.