brandon is the most annoying people you will ever meet. he is kinda ok looking but he’s never had a gf. well he dated that one girl for like a week but she looked like a rat. brandon doesn’t care about you and he bully’s people a lot.
by kAyLiE bLaKe October 22, 2019

The cutest most adorable couple you will see in your entire life Brandon loves julina very much she means the world to him they are the cutest couple in the whole universe
by Xdemxlition February 26, 2022

March 5th, Avery Eduardo Rodriguez, March 6th, Allison America Beatrice Christina Robles, March 7th, Brandon Cruz
March 5th, Avery Eduardo Rodriguez, March 6th, Allison America Beatrice Christina Robles, March 7th, Brandon Cruz
by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 22, 2025

by Hasenpfeffer42 August 30, 2022

Brandon is, too put it lightly, not human. Brandon is an alien and he is not real and he's actually insane and he's the most insane person ever.
Brandon gives the energy of a yellow smiley face balloon with confetti on it. He also looks like Sid the sloth.
Brandon is the worst thing that will ever happen to you. bro is literally a nightmare. If you ever meet a Brandon, BEWARE. But he will be on your side no matter what and help how he can, at times.
His mom is also very scary and has several mommy issues that are not nice. His mommy issues are a part of his personality and he owns it. also mind you he will fuck your boyfriend. he'll say he's not gay but he's the biggest fag you'll ever meet. BEWARE OF BRANDON.
Lastly he will use every chance to UwU and doesn't care.
Brandon gives the energy of a yellow smiley face balloon with confetti on it. He also looks like Sid the sloth.
Brandon is the worst thing that will ever happen to you. bro is literally a nightmare. If you ever meet a Brandon, BEWARE. But he will be on your side no matter what and help how he can, at times.
His mom is also very scary and has several mommy issues that are not nice. His mommy issues are a part of his personality and he owns it. also mind you he will fuck your boyfriend. he'll say he's not gay but he's the biggest fag you'll ever meet. BEWARE OF BRANDON.
Lastly he will use every chance to UwU and doesn't care.
by BeRandom April 23, 2024

by J🅰️Y November 6, 2019
