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brandon

brandon is the most annoying people you will ever meet. he is kinda ok looking but he’s never had a gf. well he dated that one girl for like a week but she looked like a rat. brandon doesn’t care about you and he bully’s people a lot.
“woah is that brandon “
“yeah i heard he’s really annoying
“oh”
by kAyLiE bLaKe October 22, 2019
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Brandon and Julina

The cutest most adorable couple you will see in your entire life Brandon loves julina very much she means the world to him they are the cutest couple in the whole universe
Hey look did you see Brandon and julina...

Who's Brandon and julina?

The cutest couple alive
by Xdemxlition February 26, 2022
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Brandon

A little fucker who is fat as shit
Brandon is a little shit
by My buyer Burt May 21, 2018
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Brandon

A boulder with hair.
James: Hey, is that a hairy boulder?
Dan: No, that's just Brandon.
by Hasenpfeffer42 August 30, 2022
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Brandon

Brandon is, too put it lightly, not human. Brandon is an alien and he is not real and he's actually insane and he's the most insane person ever.
Brandon gives the energy of a yellow smiley face balloon with confetti on it. He also looks like Sid the sloth.
Brandon is the worst thing that will ever happen to you. bro is literally a nightmare. If you ever meet a Brandon, BEWARE. But he will be on your side no matter what and help how he can, at times.
His mom is also very scary and has several mommy issues that are not nice. His mommy issues are a part of his personality and he owns it. also mind you he will fuck your boyfriend. he'll say he's not gay but he's the biggest fag you'll ever meet. BEWARE OF BRANDON.
Lastly he will use every chance to UwU and doesn't care.
1: Brandon get out of bed with my boyfriend.
2. Brandon sucks
3. UWU BRANDON
by BeRandom April 23, 2024
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Brandon olivos

This is an example of a trash kid at 2k iMessage games and etc
Yo Brandon olivos is so trash and EVERYTHING‼️
by J🅰️Y November 6, 2019
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