Right before you are about to ejaculate, you pull out, put some empanadas covered in Hot sauce in there... Then unleash you pet jaguar on her.
1. My girl was getting mad annoying so I have her the Colombian jaguar attack
2. My grandma is no more, I finally got rid of her with the Colombian jaguar attack.
2. My grandma is no more, I finally got rid of her with the Colombian jaguar attack.
by Ballingtrapking May 10, 2016
Get the Colombian Jaguar Attackmug. When you almost trip over something but didnt and have a mini hear tattack and the body relieves your heart attack by farting
-hey watch out there is a gap infront
-oh shit i had a mini ass attack ( fart after mini heart attack)
-oh shit i had a mini ass attack ( fart after mini heart attack)
by lbjwashed October 14, 2020
Get the mini ass attackmug. The name for the inflated ego of speed event drivers that compete in series such as Global Time Attack, World Time Attack Challenge, and Time Trials.
“Jake has such a big time attack ego; do you think he would ever consider wheel-to-wheel racing?”
“Nah, he’s too cool for lowly wheel-to-wheel events that have aero rules.”
“Nah, he’s too cool for lowly wheel-to-wheel events that have aero rules.”
by Stutututu March 14, 2022
Get the Time Attack Egomug. by Educatingmasses April 4, 2018
Get the Starfish attackmug. Demi: "If I ever did that...I'd be under dick ataaaaaaaaaack!.....so Im putting my defenses up cause I don't want to fall in love, If I ever did that, I'd be under dick attack!"
by Andypande September 8, 2021
Get the Dick Attackmug. Aggressively faxing of a rival or opponent, usually to burn out or destroy their fax machine.
Typical attacks include:
1) Using several sheets of black paper taped end to end and repeating the transmission.
Or
2)Done in groups of 10 or more people to keep the fax machine running continually till it breaks down.
Typical attacks include:
1) Using several sheets of black paper taped end to end and repeating the transmission.
Or
2)Done in groups of 10 or more people to keep the fax machine running continually till it breaks down.
Bob over in Claims Department kept being a Fax potato. So attack faxed his machine, and now he has to hand walk his paperwork everwhere till supply gets him a new one.
by Navytron89 April 14, 2005
Get the attack faxmug. Similar to Debbie Downer and Negative Nancy, Attack Abby has a tendency to attack people to feel better about themselves. They tend to use more difficult words to confuse the one they are attacking or complaining against and use their own definitions of established terms to do so. When you go against them, Attack Abby is likely to target you, next.
He's such an Attack Abby; attacking them about their sexual orientation is the only way he can cope with his inferiority complex.
Looks like Attack Abby learned a new word again, did you see her go off on Twitter?
Looks like Attack Abby learned a new word again, did you see her go off on Twitter?
by WriteTragedyAndSins March 9, 2020
Get the Attack Abbymug.