Definitions by goirish1986

Flock 

The highest order of fleekitude: fleeker than fleek and flecker then fleck. Individuals defined as flock are ridiculously good-looking and often exude a higher-than-average basal body temperature. They are so fleek they are known to spontaneously combust into flames, and for that reason the U.S. Forest Service has deemed them a Grade A wildfire risk. Flock personas can be found picnicking on the grassy knolls beneath the Eiffel Tour or at the local club – LE CLUB, to be specific – surrounded by bottles, models and stacks of dead presidents.

"Did you see Pelosi's new winter-to-summer vest? I heard it was a gift from Drake."
"COT DAMN! That playa is so FLOCK!"
"Yup, yup, yuppppp!"

Flock by goirish1986 June 29, 2016

Shame Attack 

The physical and emotional reaction to doing something particularly shameful.

"What's a 'shame attack?' Like what happens after you do something particularly shameful ... like getting shot down by a 34-year-old."

Shame Attack by goirish1986 August 28, 2011