A giant walking talking glass of kool aid that busts into peoples homes through the wall instead of using the door over the non inconvenience of not drinking kool aid and has caused over a quadrillion dollars of property damage.
by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 22, 2021
a god of almost unlimited power that can travel through dimensions. can only be destroyed by shaggy at infinity percent power
by koolaidman_real November 16, 2019
When you forcefully thrust to break through the condom and yell "Oh yeaaaah" in proper low voice Kool-aid man style.
Girl: did the condom break?
You: OHHHH YEEEAAAAH
I think she's pregnant, I Kool-aid manned her last night
You: OHHHH YEEEAAAAH
I think she's pregnant, I Kool-aid manned her last night
by phallic symbol September 30, 2015
guy 1 :damn that girl is flat!
guy 2 : yea shes band-aid worthy
guy 1 :what??
guy 2 : she could use band-aids as a bra
guy 1 :ohhh i get it lol
i was bored !!! =
guy 2 : yea shes band-aid worthy
guy 1 :what??
guy 2 : she could use band-aids as a bra
guy 1 :ohhh i get it lol
i was bored !!! =
by ribbit im a duck! April 19, 2009
A newly discovered and extremely contagious disease. With capabilities to take out millions, scientists wonder of the possibilities of its use in warfare.
One country could use its tyrannosaurus mega super aids to defend and overcome rapid machine gun fire.
by Tyrannosaurus mega super aids March 02, 2018
Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.
Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.
Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 01, 2023
by somebodythatyoudontknow October 16, 2018