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munson towel bar

When you get out of the shower with a hardon and hang your wet towel from it while you shave
Ken said he used the Munson towel bar yesterday !
Dude, only if he dried off with a Kleenex!
by The fun bunch May 11, 2018
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Glazed chocolate bar

When you fuck a girl in the ass and cum then she takes a shit and it comes out covered in cum
I was constipated but Charlie gave me a glazed chocolate bar
by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020
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Small Bar Syndrome

Due to the lack of potential partners at a dead bar, everyone begins hitting on the same person, regardless if they are sexually attractive or not. (Similar to "Beer Goggles")
"What happened... Why did we stay at Pete's for so long?

"Man it was Small Bar Syndrome, that girl was not hot."
by Luna82 December 31, 2021
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grabbing a chocolate bar

for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/biracial/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors. For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called licking vanilla ice cream.
if you are not a Don Juan,do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.
by Sexydimma April 25, 2014
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bar room whore

Pretty self explanatory. A middle aged woman that will fuck anything with a dick (sometimes a vagina) at the bar. Has been with every one of the bar regulars except for the one guy even a crack who're wouldn't touch.
Person #1 " I broke up with my girl, I'm so sad, blah blah blah"

Person #2 "Let's go find some bar room whores and get you over that slut"
by Whiskey drinker April 22, 2017
mugGet the bar room whoremug.

Glazed chocolate bar

When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut
I gave her a glazed chocolate bar last night and her turd hit the bed
by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020
mugGet the Glazed chocolate barmug.

1 bar heater

A warm, erect penis. Usually associated (or soon to be) with an act of sexual intercourse.
It's going to be cold for that trip away with your girlfriend - you'd better pack your 1 bar heater!
by the_chateau May 13, 2017
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