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On the day of January 23, all short people shall be scared of the dominance of tall people.

I WILL GET MY REVENGE SINCE MY CLASSMATES KEPT HITTING ME ON THE DAY OF DECEMBER 20, 2023.
You will see very soon my very well planned amazing extraordinary revenge…
Me: Yknow what day it is today?
Short person: OH NO it’s National kick short people day?!
by tallpeopleareverycool January 4, 2024
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kick short people into the sun month!

during the whole of october it is now KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!
"its KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!!!!" "oh shit"
by muhahahahhahaha October 24, 2023
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Short

Very Very
Short
by OKjjjjjjj January 27, 2022
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Short

you
by joejoerefference October 30, 2021
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short pork

Look at those short porks!
by DellOne55 January 23, 2008
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Maraca short of a Mariachi Band

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
Bless her heart, she walked straight into the PTA meeting wearing her bra on the outside of her Lane Bryant pantsuit, she's a maraca short of a Mariachi Band.
by Titan2014 July 7, 2017
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short dick it

incompetence or inadequacy.
Something done poorly, a bad job, a rushed task the person could have done better at.
little or no effort used in the job or activity.
bro, you need to short dick it. we have five more jobs today and we don't have time to sit here and replace the bolt to the toilet seat.
by boot leg ;P June 8, 2016
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