Aka. C.I.S.P.; When an individual is sexually attracted to people regardless of whether or not they have and or want children
Martin is sexually attracted to other people regardless of whether or not they want to have kids. They have a child irrelevant sexual preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021
Get the Child irrelevant sexual preferencemug. by Defining since 1990 March 12, 2019
Get the Bray Childmug. ''I'M GONNA MAKE PEOPLE DRINK ORANGE JUICE AFTER BRUSHING THERE TEETH!''
''Stop it your acting like a child''
''Stop it your acting like a child''
by X13T October 12, 2019
Get the childmug. A term used to correlate between obese children and their eccentric body shape. Double Chins, flaps, round arms and turkey legs attribute to the use of this word.
Dan: Good god Jack, that child is very round. Look at his flaps; maybe a few too many cheeseburgers.
Jack: Yeah he is a round child. Look at his elbow... is that cheese stuck to it? Waddle Waddle
Jack: Yeah he is a round child. Look at his elbow... is that cheese stuck to it? Waddle Waddle
by Shadowikia October 11, 2009
Get the Round Childmug. Tartaglia is literally the hottest character in fiction.
Im literally married to him and i have his massive 100km cock inside me.
There are NO words to describe how much i love him and how down bad i am
I would literally kidnap him in my basement and make him fuck me every minute
I would literally let him rape me do ANYTHING he wants with me and i would spar with him until i die. I want to do everything with him like every verb to ever exist and it would still be too little.
Every time i see him i cant look away for an hour because hes too perfect.
He could make me eat my own limbs while fucking me and i would be grateful he lives in my head i remember everything about him every voiceline every strand of hair i would kill someone or myself to just get one second with him hes my whole life i cant be in relationships because of how much i love him i can pay anything to see him
without him i would be dead i LITERALLY carved his name into my thigh!!
I literally start giggling and kicking my feet every time i see him or even remember him nothing else matters but tartaglia hes my life my air my world imagine needing friends if you have tartaglia.
hes the hottest character so sweet even the part where he lives for fighting and is a masochist But hes so nice to his family and i would conquer the world with him and beyond.
Imagine not liking Tartaglia Im literally his biggest fan/simp/everything!!
I love tartaglia and i want to kms every time someone mischaracterizes him<3
Im literally married to him and i have his massive 100km cock inside me.
There are NO words to describe how much i love him and how down bad i am
I would literally kidnap him in my basement and make him fuck me every minute
I would literally let him rape me do ANYTHING he wants with me and i would spar with him until i die. I want to do everything with him like every verb to ever exist and it would still be too little.
Every time i see him i cant look away for an hour because hes too perfect.
He could make me eat my own limbs while fucking me and i would be grateful he lives in my head i remember everything about him every voiceline every strand of hair i would kill someone or myself to just get one second with him hes my whole life i cant be in relationships because of how much i love him i can pay anything to see him
without him i would be dead i LITERALLY carved his name into my thigh!!
I literally start giggling and kicking my feet every time i see him or even remember him nothing else matters but tartaglia hes my life my air my world imagine needing friends if you have tartaglia.
hes the hottest character so sweet even the part where he lives for fighting and is a masochist But hes so nice to his family and i would conquer the world with him and beyond.
Imagine not liking Tartaglia Im literally his biggest fan/simp/everything!!
I love tartaglia and i want to kms every time someone mischaracterizes him<3
(i hit the word limit)
Priest: Do you want to take Tartaglia/Childe/Ajax as your husband and be with him for the rest of your life?
Me: Yes.
*agressively makes out with Tartaglia*
Priest: Do you want to take Tartaglia/Childe/Ajax as your husband and be with him for the rest of your life?
Me: Yes.
*agressively makes out with Tartaglia*
by Dzikuss. July 2, 2024
Get the Tartaglia/Childe/Ajaxmug. A legacy child is someone who only cares about technology and software from the era of skeuomorphism. They are usually extremely picky about this, and they tend to get into a lot of arguments due to how stubborn they are. As the name suggests, they are usually very childish, and many of them may straight-up be too young for the internet.
Legacy children will usually be seen with exclusively Windows 7 PCs, old Mac OS X machines, and iOS 6 devices, choosing only to use them despite the age and loss of functionality.
Legacy children will usually be seen with exclusively Windows 7 PCs, old Mac OS X machines, and iOS 6 devices, choosing only to use them despite the age and loss of functionality.
Yet another legacy child has joined our jailbreak Discord server, unsurprisingly getting warned three times and banned within a single day.
by CreatorJo June 26, 2024
Get the legacy childmug. Childe is the Ed sheeran of genshin impact.
by Weirdasbaji December 7, 2022
Get the Childemug.