bama tard

A redneck hick, usually with 2 teeth, big beer belly who marries and reproduces with their cousin and thinks their college football team is gods gift to mankind which in reality is full of gangsters/thugs and bought players under the devil a.k.a nick "Lucifer" sabban

"Roll tide" has got to be the dumbest saying on the planet and why have a dumb ass elephant for a mascot.....idiots!
Will also claim championships they dont have
"Did you see that bama tard at the game yesterday"
-ya unfortunately, noone likes a bama tard!
by Koolcat55 May 18, 2019
Get the bama tard mug.

Tarded and Feathered

A form of corporal punishment preformed by a governing force. It is defined by the act of ruining someone's bad reputation. To change there image from greatly feared human to a intellectually disabled teddy bear.
He wouldn't conform so they Tarded and Feathered the Giant pos
by ButchNochance February 05, 2022
Get the Tarded and Feathered mug.

pope tard

a word used between clergymen to infer that they are the biggest retatd in their profession
"Father Carmine is a pope tard"
by Davey Boy Jenks April 10, 2010
Get the pope tard mug.

Tarded now

A person or place (noun) that has recently done something so dumb, or of a low IQ (intelligence quotient) that they now qualify as mentally handicapped or having a learning disability.
Bob dropped that loading dock straight onto his head. He is tarded now.
by Scribblyscrabbidydoo April 06, 2018
Get the Tarded now mug.

speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.
Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.
by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010
Get the speed tarded mug.

speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.
Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.
by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010
Get the speed tarded mug.