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Uncleing

The act of being an uncle figure for your siblings child.
Hazardfx: Sorry I was tucking my niece in to bed.
imlockett: Good job uncleing her!
by tdids93 June 8, 2022
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Uncle Stroking

Uncle stroking is an ancient technique of pleasuring oneself in which the male places his penis in between 2 rough, cubical ancient stones. The stones must be in cube form and must be handheld, otherwise the process will not work. After placing the penis in between the stones, you push them together to create an extreme force that results in the deforming of the penis and said penis begins to bleed. After this step, you move the stones forward and back in a masturbating form, using your own blood as a lubricant to make the uncle stroking even more pleasurable than it is.
"Sorry, I can't fuck tonight, my dick hurts so much from uncle stroking last night."

"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"
by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024
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half-uncle-in-law

1- Half-pibling's husband.
2- Spouse's half-uncle.
half-uncle-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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uncle blow dick

When your uncle puts on a black latex suit and nothing is showing except for his stinky sack.
Will Zientko loves watching uncle blow dick dance around freakishly
by TwitchyGnu April 2, 2023
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Uncle Lori

Uncle Lori is Lori lightfoot, Chicago’s mayor
Uncle Lori just shut the city down again.”
by S.bkk December 21, 2021
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half-great-great-great-uncle

Great-great-grandparent's half-brother.
half-great-great-great-uncle.
by Zabombini October 5, 2024
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Basement Uncle

A Basement Uncle is a elderly individual in Hindu families he usally resides in the basement with a hat resting upon his head pacing back and fourth, mainly responds to Roti and Chai.
Oye!, Raju who is the dude in your basement

That's my Basement Uncle he is like Hindu Security and also watches the Kids.
by TheOntarioHindu January 16, 2021
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