by tdids93 June 8, 2022
Get the Uncleingmug. Uncle stroking is an ancient technique of pleasuring oneself in which the male places his penis in between 2 rough, cubical ancient stones. The stones must be in cube form and must be handheld, otherwise the process will not work. After placing the penis in between the stones, you push them together to create an extreme force that results in the deforming of the penis and said penis begins to bleed. After this step, you move the stones forward and back in a masturbating form, using your own blood as a lubricant to make the uncle stroking even more pleasurable than it is.
"Sorry, I can't fuck tonight, my dick hurts so much from uncle stroking last night."
"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"
"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"
by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024
Get the Uncle Strokingmug. half-uncle-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
Get the half-uncle-in-lawmug. by TwitchyGnu April 2, 2023
Get the uncle blow dickmug. by S.bkk December 21, 2021
Get the Uncle Lorimug.
Get the half-great-great-great-unclemug. A Basement Uncle is a elderly individual in Hindu families he usally resides in the basement with a hat resting upon his head pacing back and fourth, mainly responds to Roti and Chai.
Oye!, Raju who is the dude in your basement
That's my Basement Uncle he is like Hindu Security and also watches the Kids.
That's my Basement Uncle he is like Hindu Security and also watches the Kids.
by TheOntarioHindu January 16, 2021
Get the Basement Unclemug.