Turd programmer

Someone who potty trains or teaches animals, children or adults how to use the bathroom.

That dog has been poopin' all over the house! Dammit, Mable, call in a turd programmer!

by DoctorShockwave January 25, 2009

Turd Burglar

One who steals poo to do vandalizing acts with it
such as lighting it on fire

1.Trass burgled some turds last night to light them in paper bag just for the amusement of watching someone step in

2.Ej is a turd burglar, look he has some poo on his hands

by turd-burglar March 17, 2010

turd ring

The sphincter muscle of the human anatomy.
Commonly referred to as "the ass-hole"

"Hey darling, tonight im gonna give your 'turd ring' a good
stretching with my dick."

by bgdeee December 31, 2007

Turd Burglar

A diehard Go Green, recycling, Food Reconstitution Mainiac that consumes feces

If you don't stop eating shit, they're gonna put you in Atascadero State Hospital ya fuckin' turd burglar!

by Doctor Bunghole October 16, 2008

The Big Turd

David Cameron's idea to transform his party from an uncaring, money driven party into an uncaring, money driven party whose dirty work is carried out by unpaid serfs.

I want to transfer my turds over to you to clean up. This is what I mean by The Big Turd. It's all about you cleaning up my shit. Your country needs you..... To clean up the shit. This is The Big Turd

by Mr Big Turd October 7, 2010

turd pool

Swimming pool frequented mostly by niggers.

We're taking the kids to the new pool in town; 'wanna come? No way man, that place is a turd pool.

by Jimbo66 July 15, 2009

Turd Hunting

(túrd­­-hun-ting)
1. The term used to describe the activity (popularized by the famous skateboarder Bam Margera) one enjoys after releasing fecal matter, where they stand above the toilet, and aim at their floating targets, spraying them with their urine like a fire hose into a fine mushy brown powder

2. A homosexual activity

1. "I left a huge log in the toilet, so I decided to do a little turd hunting, seeing as how easy a target it was"

2. "Marilyn Manson loves turd hunting"

by Geoffrey Arkansas October 11, 2006