turkey shower curtains

When a girl gets several circular piercings on her labia, so that it stretches it and looks like a curtain with rings on it, like a shower curtain.

Barbara has turkey shower curtains.

by Molly Saluki September 22, 2008

turkey time

A reminder that Gobble (felatio) is on the regular schedule and the "time" has come.

During christmas or Thanksgiving when the turkey is ready to be carved at the table and family takes there seats.

" I know you've been called to a late shift at the hospital but you cant go. Its Turkey time!

"Everyone sit at the table and lick you lips becuase its Turkey Time"

by scotsman1821 August 10, 2007

Turkey Slap Rape

1.buy 5 turkeys
2.stuff turkeys with beef flavored ramen noodles
3.cook in mini bake oven
4.buy a large stable neon pink beer pong table
5. rapefuck as many girls as possible on the beer pong table
6.buy dmany of red solo cups
7.drug as many professers as possible
8.balance red solo cup on nose of professers
9. slap red solo cup off nose
10. drink as much beer as possible

Person 1: DUDE!! did you get the turkey for Turkey Slap Rape
Person 2: AS LONG AS U GOT THE BEER PONG TABLE!

by PARTYROCKIN July 7, 2012

Turkey Trap

A loose, well used woman's pussy lips.

"Man I aint hittin on Nikky, its like a rusty old turkey trap, thing will bite my dick off"

by John_418 July 1, 2005

turkey dragon

A term used to poke fun at those with tattoos involving a phoenix, dragon, etc.

Sweet tatts bro. Nice turkey dragon.

by Jim Nicholas April 10, 2008

Turkey Head

A chicken and or goat head used in reference to females of ill repute.

Hardcore reluctantly, against all better judgements, was obligated to paint a turkey heads face white during a contract bang video.

by PseudoMan420X May 24, 2011

turkey roll

a penis with a vagina for a uretha

"Damn dude, you have a turkey roll? Does that mean your bi?"
"Fuck no, asshole, go turkey roll your mom nigga!"

by A dirty minded fucker December 27, 2012