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toilet phone

A phone that has been dropped at least once in the toilet
-hey I love your phone
-me too, but it's a toilet phone, so...
by Hotwheels100 June 27, 2016
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Toilet Paper

Something unnecessary during the 2020 coronapocalypse. Ok, people were quarantined, but Corona was NOT a shitting disease. People went vicious for toilet paper, scratching and clawing and in some places, even stabbing each other to get a fucking piece of paper to wipe their ass with.
Girl #1: What’s that scratch on your face from?

Girl #2: Oh, it’s from when I got the last roll of toilet paper.
by Sophia Duarte March 18, 2020
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Freaky Toilet

A toilet similar to skibity toilet but this one fucks your butt, like hella crazy anal. Freaky toilet is a skibidi rizzler that rapes your butthole in a good way
Don’t let the Freaky toilet get you
by Ilikejiggyboobears April 18, 2024
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Toilet Pecker

(Toilet Pecker) A person who defecates and eats it from the toilet bowl
Oh James you’re a toilet pecker
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Skibidi Toilet

A popular web series made by youtuber "DaFaqBoom". It follows the adventures of a group of exterminators attempting to rid the world of toilets filled with human heads, specifically those of the G-Man and Male08.
"Oh my god! It's the guy from Skibidi Toilet!"
Gets hit by a fucking truck
by yogha March 5, 2024
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Skibidi Toilet Superiority Complex

A phenomenon where an older person will criticize a small child for watching high energy, "brainrot" content, despite having watched similar content at the same age.
Guy 1: "Ugh, my 6 year old cousin watches skibidi toilet. What I watched as a kid was way better."

Guy 2: "As if all the MLG, Doritos, and Mountain Dew was any better. Let the kid be a kid, because this skibidi toilet superiority complex shit is dumb."
by Gregtard March 27, 2024
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Toilet paper

You shouldn’t be asking. But, in case of an emergency, just pop over to your local store so you can better relive yourself without having to EVER search online.
Where the heck is the toilet paper!?!?
by saoupmhaiies March 30, 2020
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