The act of bending your erection down and tucking it between your legs, then proceeding to squat up and down with a thrusting motion until ejaculation occurs. Effectively, having sex with your own thighs.
I'll never have to use my hands to masturbate ever again, now that I have mastered the Thigh Blaster.
by Fet Nite April 10, 2012
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Ex. 1
"South side Richmond, yea I’m from the 30s, 100s on the K, hand thangs with the 30s."
Laz Tha Boy, South Side Richmond
Ex. 2
Sanjay: My Desi homey, you got them hand thangs?
Deepak: It's all good. We got more firepower than the average NATO army.
Sanjay: Excellent. Cuz we gonna hit a lick on them suckas that pulled the 211 on our convenience store.
"South side Richmond, yea I’m from the 30s, 100s on the K, hand thangs with the 30s."
Laz Tha Boy, South Side Richmond
Ex. 2
Sanjay: My Desi homey, you got them hand thangs?
Deepak: It's all good. We got more firepower than the average NATO army.
Sanjay: Excellent. Cuz we gonna hit a lick on them suckas that pulled the 211 on our convenience store.
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Get the Hand Thangs mug.Things can be anything that makes you laugh. Things is what its called when you are making jokes extremely slaphappy. It also is a phrase used when your at a loss for words, the phrase "Things!" with a wiggle of the fingers can bring a smile to anybodies face!
by Doctor!! May 31, 2009
Get the Things mug.A gap between a girls thighs accomplished by being 95 pounds and 2% body fat which, contrary to a teenage girl's belief, is not sexy.
I feel sorry for these girls who try to get the near impossible thigh gap by eating two pieces of celery for every meal.
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Get the Thangin’ mug.A gap between your upper thighs usually before hitting puberty. Most popular on girls. Not ugly and not pretty. Some girls naturally have one and others don't. No one needs one and they should be happy with their bodies.
She has a thigh gap, but she probably has it naturally. She looks like she hasn't gone through puberty yet.
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