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Jimmy Ham

Jimmy Ham Pork was born in Hawk Tuah County, Ohio, and is part of the Porkston Family lineage, Related to John Pork and Billy Bacon,Youngest in the family. Youngest son of Joana Pork and John Pork Sr. Jimmy Ham was a baseball prodigy in highschool, however his career got cut short due to discrimination against pigs. He then enlisted to fight for the toilets in the "Great Skibidi War", which provided some internal family conflict due to some allegiance with the camera heads. During episode 72 of "skibidi toilet" He was incapacitated due to a hamstring injury and returned back to the family compound in Atlanta. During the Skibidi Toilet war he became acquainted with Tyrone Turkey, and married his sister Tarissa Turkey. Tarissa Turkey and Jimmy Hams relationship was looked down upon by their families due to previous conflict between Turkeys and Pigs during the "Great Thanksgiving trial of Ohio". However, they were able to put apart their differences and the families became very tight and they all moved to the Pork Family Compound in Atlanta. Ham and Turkey had 2 kids, Jawn Appel who was born as an apple because of herdeitary issues between Pig and Turkey genes, and Johnny Ham, the youngest son.
"Jimmy Ham, the youngest son of the Porkston Family."
"Hey Adrian Pork, Did Jimmy Ham call you?"
by Pork Historical Society September 27, 2024
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Ham-assed

To be treated in an absolutely horrible way without provocation
People living near the eastern border of Israel were were ham-assed on October 7.
by Oldsaneguy January 11, 2024
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Hairy Hams

Someone who is hairy and always has the urge to eat some form of cooked pig.
Connor eat's way too much pig, and he has a fuzzy head, I guess that makes him a Hairy Hams
by Devljm May 11, 2014
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Ham-Ass

A group of terrorists known for members resembling the back end of a pig
The squealing of the Ham-Ass idiots could be heard halfway around the world
by Pseuzie December 27, 2023
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Drop the ham

To have sex. Basically the same as “lay pipe.”
“Hey Silas, you wanna come over and drop the ham on me?”
Sure thing! Be right over!”
by MissMoPR December 3, 2021
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Boneless Jungle Ham

Leroy be eating some boneless jungle ham.
by Daddy Norm February 8, 2024
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