GIRLFRIEND X DAD

im sorry what? are you ok do you need help what would ship that WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY Y WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY Y WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY FUCK YOU NO NO ONE SHOULD SHIP THESE

jake: i ship GIRLFRIEND X DAD
\everyone: what

jake: what

at that momment jake as died

by eeeeeeaeee May 26, 2021

X Æ A-12

What you name your baby if you think you're 3edgy5me

It's pronounced Kyle

What Elon Musk and Grimes named their offspring

What you name your child if you want them to hate you forever

"Hi my name's X Æ A-12!"
"That's my licence plate number."

by Violastar May 14, 2020

Paul X Toast

Two gay men denying their affection to each other. But makeout in Minecraft anyways.

Paul X Toast is Great.

by Paul the Bussy Master 69 December 10, 2022

X&Y Syndrome

X&Y Syndrome is a disturbing but temporary disease. X&Y Syndrome comes when a listener to an album dismisses the album for any reason, then re-listens to the album they dismissed, and loves it.

Matt: Yo, I'm not the biggest fan of X&Y by Coldplay, there's only a few good songs on it
Joe: Alright man

*Three Weeks Later*
Matt: Joe! I re-listened to X&Y and I love it! What was wrong with me when I dismissed it for the first time?
Joe: Damn dude, I don't know!
Matt: I'm gonna name this thing... X&Y Syndrome.

by BluRain 1101 April 6, 2021

mathilde x james

matilde and james are very goofy couple but they love eggs

girl 1: omg its mathilde x james
Boy 1: omg balls mathilde x james

by andrussy January 24, 2023

Red x Chuck

The ship that consists of Red and Chuck from Angry Birds dating eachother.

Guy 1: I ship Bubbles x Hal
Guy 2: oh, I ship Red x Chuck

by keinemagistra8 July 4, 2023

Petals X Vex

The fucking best ship ever like it is so cute Petals X Vex: The best ship
you cant tell me other wise
Fuck you if you ship Rain X Vex fucking idiot
Petals X Vex is the best ship

“OH MY GOSH YOU SHIP PETALS X VEX”
“YEAH ITS MY OTP”
“YES ITS THE BEST SHIP EVERY

by Lonely_Autumn January 28, 2022