Two-Month Bump

When you have a bit of a belly, and you could be easily mistaken for someone who is 2 months pregnant. Therefore, you have a "Two-Month Bump". This doesn't necessarily make a person 'fat', its just a little extra baggage in the tummy area.

*Looking at a photo on Facebook*
Jayne: Oh Lord, I totally have a two-month bump in this picture!

Anacaonia: Oh my goodness! You really do!

by courtisradical December 27, 2010

Bobby-two-dinners

Named after Bobbert Kenton-Kenton. Any man for whom I dinner is not enough.

He's a proper Bobby-two-dinners

by Bobby-two-dinners April 30, 2019

China number two

Mostly Vietnamese gamers say this word when they see a Chinese gamer.

"China number two!"

by SakuraNitrous March 11, 2022

Two-toned Tony

When the head of the penis is lighter than the bottom half of the penis.

Girl 1:I heard Johnny had a two-toned tony

by Two-toned tiny December 8, 2020

Two persian cats

This is a term for when your being groomed by Colleen Ballinger

"the only thing I've ever groomed are my two persian cats"

by legallawsuit July 2, 2023

Two-story billfold

When someones wallet is so full of junk that when they pull it out it resembles a two-story building.

Hey Jon you really should clean your wallet, it's starting to take the form of a two-story billfold.

by CSells March 19, 2004

Danny Two Step

When one proceeds to stick their big toe up another man or woman’s anal cavity, then take it out and then the person receiving the toe begins to suck it

Jack just gave Emma a Danny two step up the booty hole.

by Landonevans March 13, 2023