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Man Spider

Man spider
Man spider
Does whatever a human can
Goes to work
Looks at memes
Gives up on his hopes and dreams

Look out

Here comes the man spider
What’s your favorite song?”
The Man Spider theme.”
by Fangirl7777 August 31, 2019
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shank man

A fictional being found in the woods surrounding Newquay Holiday Park. He wears a bloody shirt and wears joggers 3 sizes too big. Also goes by the nickname if Shanky
Oh no! Ive just seen SHANK MAN in the woods!
by TheGuy736291 November 1, 2018
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Spam-man

A man that occasionally has sexual feelings for a can of spam
Friend: "Dude we need to get some spam."
Spam-man: "We can't bro, imma get a boner that could cut glass!!"
by Leeloodeedah March 2, 2019
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Man straw

Where a girl sucks off your full, hard, cum filled cock, essentially drinking your man essence through a straw, that wipes you out.
There's something about a lady who wants to suck off your essence through your man straw that makes you just want to jam her head into you even harder and never let go.
by Man strawman. August 21, 2013
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Zygote Man

A mean person who refers to others as baobabs.
You’re a baobab”
Fuck off zygote man”
by yeehawn’tlmao February 15, 2019
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Man Wagging

Intentionally walking or running around in the nude sporting your penis as it wags back and forth like a dog happy to see it’s owner.
Frank was man wagging again in the locker room.

Hakeem surprised everyone at his cousin’s party when we ran around the pool man wagging.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
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budget man

1. A colloquial term for an accountant or some one associated with accounting.

2. Any person who may be familiar with economics or accounting as referred to by someone lacking any understanding of either subject's principles.

3. A person who may have looked at, touched, or handed a budget to another person.
"I sent up my budget man to the Congress." George W. Bush
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