retard happy

In it's essence, an orgasm. You feel so good and so happy but you can't explain it, it's just good.

Man, she made me feel so good last night, I was like retard happy.

by theamazingsquid March 11, 2012

happy._.lifekide

The best person in world ,Very swag person :)!!.I don’t know where I would be if I haven’t met them .I wouldn’t be were I am now

“ A Swag person which is happy._.lifekide“

by Pastel!! January 17, 2022

the happy gilmore

a double crow hop followed by ejaculation into the face of a female. just like happy gilmore hits a golf ball.

I pulled out my wood and pulled the happy gilmore that helpless slut.

by realtok November 12, 2011

Happy boy

A very friendly and Joyous individual (male)

Tets: How are you feeling today?
:) - I am a happy boy! :))

by Christian Joel (Joely) July 26, 2018

happy nail

The nail on each hand that is painted in a different color than the rest of your nails.

I have pink nail polish on all of my nails, except I have pink glitter nail polish on my ring finger nails so those are my happy nails.

by @price5233 April 24, 2020

happy paper

as used in e.g. the Philippines for celebration wrapping-paper that promises so much at birthday and Christmas, to be eagerly torn off..

' This is the family Christmas morning ? The kids all back in their rooms and the Christmas tree surrounded by torn-up happy paper...?'

by mikroth February 2, 2009

happy selfie

V. the act of ejaculating on someone attempting to take a photograph of themselves
N. A photograph that someone has taken of themselves, where semen is flying towards them

V. Joe: If she doesn't stop taking god damn selfies, I'm gonna give her a happy selfie!
N. Ellis: That's the funniest happy selfie to date!

by kanbay December 20, 2013