munson towel bar

When you get out of the shower with a hardon and hang your wet towel from it while you shave

Ken said he used the Munson towel bar yesterday !
Dude, only if he dried off with a Kleenex!

by The fun bunch May 11, 2018

Texas mars bar

A cunning sexual act where a sexual partner defecates into your foreskin, performs oral sex while eating and cleaning your penis

Whoa man, met this crazy girl last night, I asked her what the craziest thing she did and she told me she did the Texas mars bar

by Mr mars bar March 4, 2019

STRAIGHT BARS NIGGA

Rap Bars so hard that white people be like damn nigga that's STRAIGHT BAR!!

TREVOR- turn down the music my Granny may walk in

GRANNY-DAMN NIGGA THAT'S STRAIGHT BARS NIGGA

by SLEEPYBOYS August 14, 2022

Glazed chocolate bar

When you fuck a girl in the ass and cum then she takes a shit and it comes out covered in cum

I was constipated but Charlie gave me a glazed chocolate bar

by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020

bar room whore

Pretty self explanatory. A middle aged woman that will fuck anything with a dick (sometimes a vagina) at the bar. Has been with every one of the bar regulars except for the one guy even a crack who're wouldn't touch.

Person #1 " I broke up with my girl, I'm so sad, blah blah blah"

Person #2 "Let's go find some bar room whores and get you over that slut"

by Whiskey drinker April 22, 2017

Glazed chocolate bar

When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut

I gave her a glazed chocolate bar last night and her turd hit the bed

by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020

Small Bar Syndrome

Due to the lack of potential partners at a dead bar, everyone begins hitting on the same person, regardless if they are sexually attractive or not. (Similar to "Beer Goggles")

"What happened... Why did we stay at Pete's for so long?

"Man it was Small Bar Syndrome, that girl was not hot."

by Luna82 December 31, 2021