hello, baby!

A term used when a guy sees a really hot girl or a sexy thing.

(Guy sees a girl through the window)

Guy: Hello, baby!

by how you doin girl? May 25, 2009

hanlin baby

A supposedly white baby that somehow has sickle cell.

Johnson: "me and my wife are white,

how can my son have sickle

cell?"
Me: "You have a hanlin baby"

by Poohbear316 May 29, 2017

baby head

From mountain biking: A roundish rock, about the size and shape of a baby's head. Avoid running over it, or risk crashing.

Dude, did you see all those baby heads back there?

by Brother Jethro August 30, 2004

etrade baby

One of the most famous babies to appear on network television commercials. The etrade baby made his debut in a Super Bowl commercial for etrade. By 2009, there are several different etrade commercials featuring the etrade baby. There are several etrade baby parodies on youtube as well.

Interviewer: So what in the world made you decide to invest in markets?
Etrade Baby: A lot of people are like, aren't you too young to invest in markets. I mean A, don't worry about it, you know I just look young, I mean you don't know how old I am; and B, I use Etrade, so check it. Click, I just bought stock, you just saw me buy stock, no big deal, I mean you know, if I can do it, you can do... oouuggghhh-uuhhh... whoa.
Interviewer: That is very nice. Now I'm wondering where you see yourself in 10 years from now.

by EtradeBaby May 25, 2009

Yenshee Baby

A few days after a junkie kicks heroin, all the crap stored up in his colon rushes out in a hard bolus, which rips his asshole open as it screams out. The bloody bolus is known in junkie circles as a "Yenshee Baby."

Man, my ass ring is bleeding after passing that Yenshee Baby.

by The Phantom July 16, 2003

Baby Momma

The mother of your children out of wedlock.

She ma baby mama.
I love ma baby momma.

by Yasirt December 21, 2007

Baby on a trampoline

The act of pulling taught the scrotum in the "batwing" fashion and continuing to bounce one's flaccid small penis of said flap, thus creating the image of a baby jumping on a trampoline.

Hey....you ever seen a baby on a trampoline?
(pulls scrotum taught and bounces dingaling off it repeatedly) *everyone screams and gives a look of disgust...then they laugh.

by DocCod November 6, 2015