April 11

It’s where you shut the fuck up and stop being gross.

“Dude, it’s April 11th!”

“Okay?”
“Shut the fuck up.”

by MasterChiefsMom April 11, 2022

April 11

national send your bf arch pics day

bae it’s april 11 send me arc pics

by gbg_kay April 11, 2022

9/11

An event that was indirectly caused by the wright brothers

Wow, 9/11 was sure a tragedy.(makes joke about it.)
some random guy: hey my dad died that day. he was the best pilot ever.

by tvkfd April 18, 2022

9/11

the best holiday in existence

bob: my favoriteholiday is 9/11
!!!!!

by MY DICK IS BIG I HATE NIGGERS April 18, 2022

05-11-2022

It is on this day that Maretha and Divvie have made a promise to each other,
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.

For it was on this very special midsummer day

that Maretha and Divvie would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.

To Divvie and Maretha Esterhuizen. Married since 05-11-2022.

by The other floob November 4, 2021

7/11

1: 7/11 is the day all car guys meet up at their local 7/11 and celebrate its birthday.

2: 7/11 is the official car guy gas station.

You: “Hey, wanna go to the 7/11 and take some pics?

Friend: “Why would we do that, shell is right down the road?”

You: “Dude, 7/11 is the car guy gas station.”

Friend: “Oh, true! Let’s go!”

by broveski November 5, 2021

september 11

National knock on a strangers door day

Person: hey wanna go knock on a random persons door

Friend: No

Person: it’s September 11th

Friend: FINE

by randomgirlyoudoundonline November 6, 2021