Two Finger Fiddle

When a girl does not know how to give head, she utilizes her thumb and pointer finger and attempts a handjob with two fingers, while maintaining a death grip equivalent to getting your dick stuck in a vice.

Dude, how'd it go with that girl last night?

Bro she didn't know what to do, so she gave me the two finger fiddle.

by Callixtunis May 26, 2019

Two-Month Bump

When you have a bit of a belly, and you could be easily mistaken for someone who is 2 months pregnant. Therefore, you have a "Two-Month Bump". This doesn't necessarily make a person 'fat', its just a little extra baggage in the tummy area.

*Looking at a photo on Facebook*
Jayne: Oh Lord, I totally have a two-month bump in this picture!

Anacaonia: Oh my goodness! You really do!

by courtisradical December 27, 2010

Two persian cats

This is a term for when your being groomed by Colleen Ballinger

"the only thing I've ever groomed are my two persian cats"

by legallawsuit July 2, 2023

Bobby-two-dinners

Named after Bobbert Kenton-Kenton. Any man for whom I dinner is not enough.

He's a proper Bobby-two-dinners

by Bobby-two-dinners April 30, 2019

Two-toned Tony

When the head of the penis is lighter than the bottom half of the penis.

Girl 1:I heard Johnny had a two-toned tony

by Two-toned tiny December 8, 2020

Two tusk fuck

Double Penetration

The girl wanted a two tusk fuck that is taking dick from her boyfriend and his friend at the same time.

by Ev_Diesel April 19, 2015

China number two

Mostly Vietnamese gamers say this word when they see a Chinese gamer.

"China number two!"

by SakuraNitrous March 11, 2022