That bitch was so ugly I put a bag on my head in case her’s fell off! We call that the Oklahoma Two Sack!
by @paulester9 May 08, 2019
"Yo how many tabs should I take?"
"Idk they're 100 or 150 mics - just take two."
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"Dog how strong are these edibles?"
"Idk 20 or 80 mg - just take two."
"Idk they're 100 or 150 mics - just take two."
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"Dog how strong are these edibles?"
"Idk 20 or 80 mg - just take two."
by Sir Shmix-A-Lot July 21, 2020
Any motorized vehicle that has two engines independently turning two wheels. The wheels must not be connected with an axel and the engines must be throttled independently for it to be fully considered a two wheel peel. This is generally seen in an amateur go kart build where two engines are throttled by two separate pedals.
by Digbick Johnson June 17, 2018
When a girl does not know how to give head, she utilizes her thumb and pointer finger and attempts a handjob with two fingers, while maintaining a death grip equivalent to getting your dick stuck in a vice.
Dude, how'd it go with that girl last night?
Bro she didn't know what to do, so she gave me the two finger fiddle.
Bro she didn't know what to do, so she gave me the two finger fiddle.
by Callixtunis May 27, 2019
by Shine828 July 06, 2022
What you do just before you get clean and sober. You eat two sandwiches and take a nap. Get back to reality. Sober up.
by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022
A new years resolution that turns into two years because you either forgot about it or are just too lazy to try to do it so you give yourself 2 years instead of one.
Person 1: Hey, didn't you say your new years resolution was to quit smoking?
Person 2: Yeahh, but it's really hard so I'm made it a two years resolution, now, I have some time.
Person 2: Yeahh, but it's really hard so I'm made it a two years resolution, now, I have some time.
by zomgjb December 15, 2009