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Vagina surprise

An unexpected surprise tactically placed inside of a vagina
He likes his women with a nice vagina surprise.
by Kreator January 9, 2015
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Kinder Surprise

When you defecate in your hand and create a small crater in it an and then release semen via discharge out of a males genitalia into the small crater and reseal it with more discharge via defecation.
“I pranked my mom with a kinder surprise
by 57intherunning August 13, 2023
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The Chocolate surprise

when your partner is fucking you up the ass and shits on your dick( or fake dick)and you suck the shit off, and he sticks the rest up the vagina. then the partner eats out the shitty vagina, and likes it.
" Yo he didnt know The Chocolate surprise i had coming for him"
by Carls and KC December 26, 2007
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SkullFuck Brain Surprise

What happens when I sniff Grag
Shit MuckyClaire that seriously SkullFuck Brain Surprised me!
by MuckyMike November 4, 2010
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heady surprise

A heady surprise is the act of being woken from a dead sleep to find a towel on you and a creep jerking off on you, and telling you to go back to sleep he will be finished soon.
Hey Paul poor Mike didnt get any sleep last night he was awoken to a Heady surprise.
by Maddog55 October 27, 2019
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Bubble Gum Surprise

When you cum in a girl's mouth and she blows a bubble then you say "GET READY FOR A SWEET TREAT!" and start violently charizarding her facial hair
Did you Katy Jenny that bubble gum surprise?
by KittyXD69 March 30, 2024
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