Usually held at pubs/clubs/any licensed venue, team bonding sessions serve little purpose, but apparently involve a sports team "bonding" over a few drinks. However a "few drinks" always turns into an all out piss up. Basically an excuse to get absolutely smashed.
by thisismyfile8 March 28, 2011
Get the team bonding sessionmug. Proper Noun: Derived from the greatest endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. Also, the ONLY endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. Consequently, this also makes them the worst endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. In the annals of history, This team made a name for themselves by being perpetually inferior to legitimate teams such as Team Grayskull, thereby becoming the laughing stock of their community.
The term "Team Warrior Poet" can be used to describe an instance in which one group of individuals is clearly inferior to all of their counterparts, even to the point of absurdity.
See also: Jobber; Jobbers; Jabronis.
The term "Team Warrior Poet" can be used to describe an instance in which one group of individuals is clearly inferior to all of their counterparts, even to the point of absurdity.
See also: Jobber; Jobbers; Jabronis.
Person 1: "Did you see the way our football team clobbered the other squad 42-0?"
Person 2: "Yeah, man. Those other guys were like our Team Warrior Poet."
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Coach: "Man, these guys are beating us so bad we look like Team Warrior Poet out there..."
Person 2: "Yeah, man. Those other guys were like our Team Warrior Poet."
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Coach: "Man, these guys are beating us so bad we look like Team Warrior Poet out there..."
by SYNM January 18, 2011
Get the Team Warrior Poetmug. Most shit f1 team ever
Also a term that can be used as a way to make everyone want to stay at least 10 kilometers away from you.
Also a term that can be used as a way to make everyone want to stay at least 10 kilometers away from you.
Person 1: Hey yo, whats ur favorite f1 team
Person 2: Haas F1 team
Person 1: stay the fuck away from me you smell like bullshit
Person 2: Haas F1 team
Person 1: stay the fuck away from me you smell like bullshit
by Shinz_Tsukimiz December 29, 2022
Get the Haas F1 teammug. 
This is a phrase for team that is garbage and the opposite of the all star team. The inventor is named Landon Wright he thought up this innovative invention. The league of sports will pick out the worst players and have a tournament and whoever wins gets a trophy because they are the best losers and whoever loses gets a trophy because they are the worst losers.
Minkus " Bro I'm so good at baseball I'm gonna make all stars"
You "Dude you suck you'll play on the non-star team"
You "Dude you suck you'll play on the non-star team"
by Sully the god June 16, 2017
Get the Non-Star Teammug. A team that scores maximum points in the group stages of a football tournament, such as the World Cup or UEFA Euros. Usually a sign of potential winners of the tournament.
The definition only applies to winners of groups where each team plays three games, therefore the Champions League equivalent is 18 point team.
The definition only applies to winners of groups where each team plays three games, therefore the Champions League equivalent is 18 point team.
by Tears 181 June 20, 2008
Get the 9 Point Teammug. Two chicken patties on a bun with a slice of pizza in the middle as a divider. Named in reference to the pizza being Italian (see Jersey Shore) and being double teamed by the chicken patties (see McGangbang).
Friend 1: Yo dawg, what do you think it would be like if we both fucked Snooki?
Friend 2: Dude, I have the cibarious equivalent to intercourse wit dat Italian beeyotch. It's called the jersey double team. It's good as fuck.
Friend 1: Shit bro, let's eat this bitch up.
Friend 2: Dude, I have the cibarious equivalent to intercourse wit dat Italian beeyotch. It's called the jersey double team. It's good as fuck.
Friend 1: Shit bro, let's eat this bitch up.
by Sandwiches before bitches May 6, 2011
Get the jersey double teammug.