twisting your tail

a) masturbating in public

b0 working your tail off to get something done, but unfortunately, achieving no results, or not the results that you hoped.

in terms of definition a) what your are doing is socially inappropriate, so stop twisting your tail. in definition b) if all you are doing is twisting your tail, you may be doing something wrong, and that is why you are not achieving any results.

by Sexydimma January 22, 2015

Barney's Tail

When a penis is sucked so hard, the head, the shaft, and scrotum turn a dark purple color.

"I'm still suffering from the Barney's Tail my mother gave to me."

by BlueSourBalls June 22, 2016

Otter's tail

A long stick similar to that of a mans genital.

That looks like an Otter's Tail!
You're right it does!

by My_Name_Bob August 8, 2016

twisting your tail

A) masturbating in public

B) working your ads off, but unfortunately, achieving no significant results

If your problem is twisting your tail, definition b), it is time you considered stopping twisting your tail, definition a)

by Sexydimma March 28, 2017

faster than a Florida tail wind

To leave quickly.

They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.

by Saharayogi April 19, 2018

long island tail

When he's grinding up on you and you reach back to size up his dick

"Man I don't know know if I should sleep with him, what if he's too small?"
"Dude just do the long island tail and go from there"

by Litlikefire July 9, 2018

Laotian rat tail

Often confused with the Colombian necktie, this is where the tongue of an individual is cut and placed sticking out of their rectum.

Person 1:They found out tony was snitching, and gave him a Laotian rat tail.

Person 2:Is that where they slit your throat and pull your tongue through.

Person 1: Nah it’s where they cut your tongue off and place it sticking out yo ass. Kinda like it sticking its tongue out at you.

Person 2: Uh, my bad.

by Glok November 13, 2018