Tool

Most of the definitions of "Tool" on this website talk about people who are easily taken advantage of, but they forget the OTHER definition:
Tool is a Progressive Metal band known for songs like Sober, Schism, Forty Six & 2, and The Pot

Tool is an awesome band

by KaijuNerd September 6, 2025

Tool Bitch

Its what you are when your friend is doing all the hard work and keeps asking you to grab them tools (IE: assistant, item- fetcher)

Hey Tool Bitch, grab me a 2mm socket and a beer.

by Cam114 December 27, 2025

telecell tool

These are the people that try to get on television and call their friends to see if they're on tv. They wave and smile like the true tools that they are.

John sat in the front row behind home plate at the Indians game and called me to let me know that was him waving. What a telecell tool.

by cinti August 24, 2006

cream tool

The act of being stupid, retarded, and/or extremely delayed.

"Boy, that Jim sure is a cream tool!"

by TessAmanda November 2, 2007

fair tool

a person who thinks there all that. they think there the greatest

Jayden is a fair tool sir

by Mikki93 February 4, 2008

pie tool

equates to dildo

" you are such a pie tool"

by arfan September 28, 2008

Red-Tooler

Usually that red-haired guy, with a massive amount of pimples, who claims he has a girlfriend. and when you ask to see her, he shows you a picture of a pornstar on his phone and says, "that's her."

Fred: That guy just showed me his girlfriend. it's weird, she looks just like that girl i wacked it to last night on porn hub.

Ronald: The one with the pimples, yea he's lying. He is a total red-tooler

by Bo'Lick August 11, 2009