turd burgler

a turd burgler is someone who tries to tear down a bathroom stall door wanting to use the toilet, whilst the person in the stall is taking a SHIT!!!

Man Having To Piss-BOOM, BOOM, BOOM-"Let me in, I have to PISS!"
Man In Stall-"I'm shitting you, you-TURD BURGLER!"

by paulsullivan December 28, 2009

Hitler Turd

A dude who dresses, looks, talks, or acts like Hitler. He usually smells like sour kraut or feline semen.

Bob: Dude, you're a Hitler Turd.

Adolf: ESSEN DIE JUDE!!!!!! (eat the jews)

Bob: ...faggot

by elephantscrotum August 17, 2011

Turd Burglar

One who steals poo to do vandalizing acts with it
such as lighting it on fire

1.Trass burgled some turds last night to light them in paper bag just for the amusement of watching someone step in

2.Ej is a turd burglar, look he has some poo on his hands

by turd-burglar March 17, 2010

turd ring

The sphincter muscle of the human anatomy.
Commonly referred to as "the ass-hole"

"Hey darling, tonight im gonna give your 'turd ring' a good
stretching with my dick."

by bgdeee December 31, 2007

Snarky Turd

A blogger or other commentator quick to make shallow, snarky quips but offering nothing of substance or value. A loser that is quick to attack the successful or creative while producing nothing original or of value themselves.

jeffmatthewsisnotmakingthisup.com is sometimes amusing but at the end of the day the author is just a snarky turd.

by Jeff Matthews Snarky Turd June 10, 2011

Turd Hunting

(túrd­­-hun-ting)
1. The term used to describe the activity (popularized by the famous skateboarder Bam Margera) one enjoys after releasing fecal matter, where they stand above the toilet, and aim at their floating targets, spraying them with their urine like a fire hose into a fine mushy brown powder

2. A homosexual activity

1. "I left a huge log in the toilet, so I decided to do a little turd hunting, seeing as how easy a target it was"

2. "Marilyn Manson loves turd hunting"

by Geoffrey Arkansas October 11, 2006

turd pool

Swimming pool frequented mostly by niggers.

We're taking the kids to the new pool in town; 'wanna come? No way man, that place is a turd pool.

by Jimbo66 July 15, 2009