go to wal-greens and get me a douche-bottle... your dad cringed last night while he was rug-munching me
by 'O' June 02, 2005
-The term used for a standard edition Ford Mustang. (manual windows, casset player, small V6 engine)
-This low priced version is usually driven by guys who flaunt the car as a hotrod to chicks and dudes to recieve attention.
-Durives from the facts that a Douche usually drives this type of Mustang without any knowledge of car specs. And because of it's limited horsepower, is called a Canoe
-This low priced version is usually driven by guys who flaunt the car as a hotrod to chicks and dudes to recieve attention.
-Durives from the facts that a Douche usually drives this type of Mustang without any knowledge of car specs. And because of it's limited horsepower, is called a Canoe
Douche: "Hey guys, check out my Saweeeet ride! It has an air cleaner!" (revs engine)
Guy:(to himself) "I can't believe this retard is bragging about his Douche Canoe again."
Guy:(to himself) "I can't believe this retard is bragging about his Douche Canoe again."
by IceKold88 December 11, 2009
Someone who is an all around jerk. A hightened version of calling someone a douchebag. A derogitory term for someone who did something bad or mean.
Jeez, Tom just ditched us to go to the movies... he's such a douche canoe...
Dont be such a Douche canoe
Dont be such a Douche canoe
by Boosh.Jgc April 30, 2010
A preppy faggot that grew up in the rich side of town. They usually have long blonde fag-boy hair and they talk on their cell phones really loud and carry around skate boards that they dont know how to use.
by caboomed February 15, 2009
(n.) 1. "The Man" or "Whitey"; 2. a person with little or no perspective on the important things in life; 3. one who prioritizes an expensive car and/or flashy clothes and the other trappings of success over and above his/her individuality, happiness, ethics, family, friends, pets, and basic human decency; 4. one who attempts with all their being to be something they are not in exchange for what they perceive to be personal gain, i.e. a sell out; 5. A partner (or one who aspires to be a partner) of a large international law firm or a corporate equivalent.
Don't get me started on Tim. That freakin guy, always dating girls just out of high school, driving a BMW (on lease!) wearing an Armani suit and still living in a rented apartment with two roommates, what a douche bag.
Look at that guy, 58 years old, spray on hair, already on wife and family number 3, out dancing like it was still 1977 and he's at Studio 54. He is such a flaming douche bag.
Drew Rosenhaus is a world class Douche Bag.
Blayne loves to schmooze with Bruce and the other partners, what a douche bag.
Look at that guy, 58 years old, spray on hair, already on wife and family number 3, out dancing like it was still 1977 and he's at Studio 54. He is such a flaming douche bag.
Drew Rosenhaus is a world class Douche Bag.
Blayne loves to schmooze with Bruce and the other partners, what a douche bag.
by D.B. Police November 03, 2006
Anyone online that mainly curses others out for their intrests, looks, human rights, or basically anything that doesn’t harm the public online. They usually do this since they know they’ll get their asses pummeled in real life if they tried to pull the same shit off. They overpopulate the online communication world and so more and more people join the bandwagon to gain popularity online due to desperite need for attention. Could mean anyone who is rude or obnoxiouse to anyone online without being provoked; with fairly poor insults that only other cyber-bullies seem to actually think is funny or makes any sense.
the bathroom wall on facebook is the place for cyber bullying.
somebody:get a life. your laugh is too loud and obnoxious and a voice change... please
victim: thanks... your such a cyber bully talk to me in the hallway tomorrow. face the facts. your such a Cyber Douche
somebody else: why would s/he do that. its anonymous for a reason... so we dont get pummeled at school tomorrow. like we are going to fess up!
victims friend: guys you must have no life. this is so mean. you know s/he has a best friend!
somebody: she has stolen my locker! i have a right to be mad at her!
somebody:get a life. your laugh is too loud and obnoxious and a voice change... please
victim: thanks... your such a cyber bully talk to me in the hallway tomorrow. face the facts. your such a Cyber Douche
somebody else: why would s/he do that. its anonymous for a reason... so we dont get pummeled at school tomorrow. like we are going to fess up!
victims friend: guys you must have no life. this is so mean. you know s/he has a best friend!
somebody: she has stolen my locker! i have a right to be mad at her!
by alilamb March 31, 2009
a white man who wears nike clothing even knowing how fucking ugly it is (most often someone of the fat variety)
fat guy: dude check out this new nike shirt and these dope nike shoes
guy: you could at least wear the shoes while you're not wearing the shirt or everyone will think you're a nike douche
guy: you could at least wear the shoes while you're not wearing the shirt or everyone will think you're a nike douche
by joe rogan the thirty first April 03, 2010