breached shit

The really annoying shit that comes out and lands in the bowl sideways, so it won't flush, which then requires you to use a toilet plunger to straight it up so it goes down.

Man, I just took a breached shit. Hope you don't mind all the shit all over your toilet brush...

by archane January 18, 2008

shit crank

n., the tail on a cat, dog, or any other animal whose anus is located just under the spot where the tail connects to the body. The term comes from the story of Jed Angus, who discovered that when he raised and lowered the tail of his pet dog (as if using a crank), poop came out.

Dude, my cat keeps walking around with his shit crank up in the air, so everyone can see his shit hole!

by Acting Jack February 7, 2008

Titanic Shit

A shit so massive, that when flushed, it breaks in two and carries its passengers to the depths.

I just took a titanic shit that was oscar worthy.

by John + Amy May 5, 2008

top shit

Top of the line. Best in its class. An adjective, meaning high-quality, that is preferred by those of color.

Ay dawg, those pamphlets are top shit!

by Mike aka Scorponok November 8, 2007

Shit Go

A phrase commonly used among Anglo Saxon, Sydneyites.
The phrase describes an action or circumstance in which causes negative reprocussions for the user.

"That bloke slashed your tyres? Damn mate, thats a shit go."

by Andy From Australia December 17, 2007

shit stirrer

Someone who spreads rumours and manipulates people for no apparent reason at all.

Daniel! You're such a shit stirrer! Stop spreading rumours.

by dlips12 August 18, 2012

shit and surf

The act of using your laptop and browsing the internet whilst also using the toilet.

guy 1 on msn: hey man, wuu2?
guy 2: just having a shit and surf
guy 1: thats foul. lemme know when your off the bog, then i might reconsider our friendship.
guy 2: thats a bit harsh...
guy 1: WELL LIFES HARSH, DEAL WITH IT.
guy 2: *cries*

by eeeisforellen June 29, 2009