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shark

“oh look it’s a shark
by jxkskxnsos July 12, 2025
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Shark

POV: you go on urban dictionary and see the shark definition and wonder ‘does it mean that?’ And look it up and might see this, well kids, a shark is a sea creature, not a sex position, so STOP WONDERING.
Lil bob: *goes on urban dictionary and sees the shark definition*
Lil bob: ok imma look it up!
Uncle bill: now ther lil bobby u ain’t lookin’ up tha definishin beca you saw tha stuf on the urban dictionary now r ya lil squart?
by St4rb4tzz June 6, 2022
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shark waterbottle

a sexy shark product that can only be bought in PipstarShark, a water bottle that has a heater, a button that plays a prerecorded hydrate and a straw that is shaped like a dick, and a note that says: "Don't refund or give a bad rating or else you get kidnapped 💋💋💋" Love, -Pipstar-
by quartz89 February 1, 2022
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Dry Land Shark

A man who engages in oral sex with women. These men also have a tendency of eating ass & allowing women to squirt in their mouths & faces.
They will do these acts with any women weather it be a friend, one night stand, side chick, mistress, etc
This man needs to go clinic he's a proper dry land shark.

No dry land shark boy can have chat for me. Tell him to go find jesus.
by Arron j smith January 25, 2022
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Shark

"Wow I'm surprised shark has no sexual definition on urban dictionary"
by deafinitionplshelpicanthear December 8, 2020
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shark

To shark something/someone is to take something from them.
I'm finna shark your girl.
by 216ki April 19, 2023
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swiss army shark

a hustler or very talented player at many trades
Guy 1: "Wow, you designed the whole project, and its website, AND pitched the sale to the company?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm like a swiss army knife"

Guy 1: "More like a swiss army shark"
by swissarmyshark November 23, 2011
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