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Sad Man's Fallacy

This is the fallacy that a sad man might pull himself out of sadness by going on Tinder/Bumble/etc. The thinking normally follows the idea that mathematically if he swipes right on enough profiles he is bound to find someone with whom to talk. this is false. He will be alone.
"Yeah the 'rona has me bored af. im gonna download tinder, swipe right on everyone and maybe meet some people and waste some time."
'Thats the Sad Man's Fallacy man, theyre not gonna swipe right either way bro. You need to focus on yourself because this is only gonna hurt'
by Vegitomofo August 20, 2020
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SAD

When someone pisses you off tell them to SAD or suck a dick
My friend: bro Jessica just pissed me off what should I do

Me: tell her to SAD

My friend: tell her to sad what dose that mean
Me:it means suck a dick
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Sad Snax

Somebody who is greater than or equal to GEEZUS
by SAD SNAX November 29, 2010
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The big sad

by That_lesbean November 30, 2020
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Sad Lip Syndrome

The act of having your lower lip pushed out. Generally associated with unhappiness but really an individuals attempt to get their way. Often observed in spoiled teenagers and children that are unaccustomed to being told no.
Uh oh, princess didn't get her way again - sad lip syndrome is in effect - her feelings are hurt!
by josefat September 6, 2013
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sad horses mouth

1. a literal sad horses mouth
2. where a older woman or whore have lost their elasticity in their vagina, meaning then when it comes to intercourse its like putting fingers or a penis in a moist bin bag.
how was that girl last night?
worn she had sad horses mouth syndrome
by so help me September 24, 2016
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Sadness

Sadness is when you step in a puddle of water while wearing socks, but it can be felt in other situations such as when you're hungry but all the food you have needs to be cooked because your fatass ate all of the frozen foods.
My morning was filled to the brim with sadness when I realized that I had stepped in a puddle of water with socks on.
by all-hail-cthulhu November 29, 2024
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