Puget Sound Sausage

A vile sexual act in the same vein as the Cleveland Steamer or the Alabama Hot Pocket. To properly perform a Puget Sound Sausage, the male must excrete a good deal of liquid diarrhea into the toilet while his partner is unaware. Once the water is good and brown, the male dips his phallus into the diarrhea/toilet water mixture, then runs outside and sticks his member into his partner's mouth before he/she realizes the penis is covered in diarrhea.

"I straight up gave that slut a Puget Sound Sausage last night, son!"

by Fatterrific January 1, 2009

silly sausage

when one has branches and/or homeslices. This person/object is classed as a silly sausage. :FAT

Good morning Colin, silly sausage, did you pick up the baked goods?

by :FAT March 3, 2005

Sausage Lane

1. A place,(Lane)to insert your Sausage.
2. A bun, for a Sausage.
3. A vagina, for a Sausage.
4. A vagina, for a Penis. NOT Anus,
for a Penis, that's Hershey Highway.
5. A Street, (Lane) named Sausage,
Sausage Lane
6. A Lady or Gentleman named:
Lane Sausage; in reverse.
7. A Fictitious Bowling Alley.
8. A Lane that Sausages travel down.

1. Me: "Put them in Sausage Lane."

You: "What's that?"

Me: "The refrigerator, and the Cupboard
for the smoked ones."

2. "I need a 'Sausage Lane' for my Hot
Dog."

3. Sister Mother Mary was caught with a
Sausage in Sausage Lane.

4. "Aw man, I needs ta gets me some
Sausage Lane real bad!

5. "...then turn right on Sausage Lane
and go about 1/4 mile..."

6. "Sausage, Private Sausage, Lane."

7. "...so come on down to 'Sausage Lane'
bowl a few frames, and get a bite to
eat this Friday night."

8. "...after the sausages are injected into casing they travel down, what we call 'Sausage Lane'."

by Hauling Handyman March 6, 2009

smoked sausage fest

Like a sausage fest, except all the guys present are high/stoned. Generally this is a bad time for anyone who shows up later in the evening. Unfortunately the guys originally present will think they are cool no matter what you tell them.

I went to Clyde's the other night, but the party turned out to be a total smoked sausage fest. I stole a bottle of their Vodka while they were bantering like morons, then went and picked up some chicks.

by Bazly January 1, 2010

Bot A Sausage

The voluntary insertion of a particular meat product; a sausage into one's backside. Usually performed for pleasure or sometimes to win a bet.
Born in Norfolk, 'bot a sausage' takes place regularly, the Mayor of Norfolk is in the process of making it a public holiday.

Norfolk 'young chap' - "What day does bot a sausage fall on this year Dad?"
Norfolk young chap's father (unconfirmed) - "Well son (unconfirmed), we can go upstairs now, I've just had delivery of bratwursts!"
Norfolk 'young chap' - (Clapping hands) "Yippee!"

by David J Wild November 5, 2008

san francisco sausage

the act of homosexual oral sex

erik really wasnts to eat a san francisco sausage from bryce.

by dr fart nugget the 2nd July 9, 2010

sausage fest

A party where there's a lot of really hot cock... the kind of atmosphere that makes you feel very horny.

Hey, dude, this is a great party. I haven't been to a sausage fest like this in a long time!

by skedge March 27, 2003